Finding a girlfriend?

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Avatar of EricaSinclair

If like me you’re sat at home all day at your laptop on chess.com, like the worthless little pawn you are, I have a question, how can we get a real life girlfriend?

I see many profile pictures with stock images of couples. How do we actually get through this and find our Queen/ king idk wut u might be into?

Avatar of Jalex13
I hope this is a joke.
Avatar of Mattew

It IS a joke indeed.

Avatar of Woollensock2
Nope ! ……..this is not a joke ! 🙀
Avatar of Mark12291229
Pog
Avatar of jewelqueen52
I’m single and ready to mingle as a GIRL @mark12291229!!
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I’m NOT a boy @mark12291229
Avatar of Gymstar

BTW OP this is chess.com not reddit

Avatar of Woollensock2
No ! …..really ! ……are you sure about that ! 🤷‍♂️
Avatar of Mark12291229
Besides. We have tinder for that, even if you were a girl
Avatar of czechsalmon
And that’s why tinder is 18+ so teens like you don’t troll or do whatever you are doing on it
Avatar of Mark12291229
Lol
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Also did “she” just admit that “she” likes me? 😱😱😱

Avatar of Collin364
This has to be a joke
Avatar of Gnarpster
Yes
Avatar of Mattew

You have to touch the forbidden green. The Grass.

Avatar of jewelqueen52
*touches grass
Avatar of ShoukoNishimya

Well, No clue how to help you other than what Jake Gyllenhaal has already said. "Tell her to get up off the Twinkies and go in the treadmill!" Though in all seriousness, try to go FIND someone. Socialize for a bit. Won't hurt mate. Promise.

Avatar of Gymstar

I know

Avatar of KingDoomYTX
I never had one. We are in the same boat (sinking with the titanic)
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