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meggermegger

stories of awkward flirting, pickup lines, flirting is here! invite your friends and have a good time or just come and laugh. everyone accepted, especially my buddies. you know who you are!

Joker-rev

Ive got loads,i know ive told them.Real ones i mean happy.png Im straining to think of one now,lol. I could tell the one where my pal set me up on a blind date,after we had dinner,she lead the way home,i was so nervous and shaking so much i could barely hold on to her cock.

meggermegger

oh my god, you are so ridiculous. 😂

if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.....

 

OneThousandEightHundred18
A couple weeks ago at a concert this girl walked up to me and offered me a freeze-pop, already opened... Didn't know what to think. Are there drugs in it haha. And where the heck did she get it from? I declined
OneThousandEightHundred18
No punch line, it's a true story. Was weird.
LadyJane1
Haha!
meggermegger

🙄😉what am I going to do with you people.....

no wonder I was having trouble finding your wings!😜

Joker-rev

Admit,it was a terrible joke,i was drunk last night,thats my excuse grin.png

CookedQueen

yes, flirt with the opponent while licking the kings butt on the board.

I'm sure happening here more often than people would think

Joker-rev

LOOL