FOOD COMA

need assistance

i just ate this huge, greasy calzone and i feel like im dying

this thing came in a medium sized pizza box, and nearly took up the whole box, and i had to eat it in halves

it was so greasy it literally leaked through the box, and i had to use a paper towel to eat it (i had to use 4 different paper towels)

my heart is now beating faster then it should

i can feel my blood thickening into syrup, and my risk of heart disease just shot up 60 percent

it was singlehandedly the best and worst thing ive ever eaten, if you don't hear from me in the next few days, you know what happened 

i-- bro, eating all that grease is baaaad

Lmfao cheesy it sounded, with obviously much pepperoni, other greasy items perhaps?

had ricotta, mozzarella, pepperoni, and salami

even an hour later im still nauseous

im never doing that again

mad lmao greasy alright 😂

lol & sloppy

never ordering it again, next time im just gonna get ziti or lasagna or something

literally going to die

nah ur not 😆