Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

FORTUNATELY

Fortunately,humanity hasn't ceased to exist yey

Unfortunately, I was gae

Fortunately no one cares

Fortunately, #5 died afain

Unfortunately no one went to their funeral

Fortunately, they lived on through a vast army of sockpuppets.

Unfortunately someone burned them alive

Fortunately, the sockpuppets became even more powerful because of it.

Unfortunately no one can see them

Fortunately they use that to begin ambush attacks on those they oppose.

Unfortunately those die by plague

Fortunately they start replicating themselves, creating even more sockpuppets.

Unfortunately a dragon comes, and eats them all.

Fortunately, they blow apart the dragon on the inside and realize their ranks are large enough to topple the Chilean government... again.