Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

unfortunately the goose was starving so it continued to peck you

unfortunatly you passed out from the pain of the goose pecking

unfortunatly some of the shrapnel from the HE shell made several deep lasercations on your legs and face

unfortunatly multiple he shells were fired

unfortunatly a sniper shot the mortar team that prevented them from firing the howartizer

unfortunatly the sword was teleported out of your hands

unfortunatly you did not know how to weild it properly. good night

fortunately, you had an AR 15 with a red dot, extended magazine, vertical foregrip, and muzzle brake

Unfortunately you can't use it because you didn't go to Hogwarts and don't know how

fortunatly the aliens turned you back to good

fortunatly nobody saw you do it