Fortunately, unfortunately, Pt. 2!

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good for you. just google it then :D 

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Fortunately pedo bear had had extensive psychotherapy and was now in love with his slippers

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did you actually google pedobear? lol

Unfortunately, pedobear had stolen the slippers from bob, and when his house was demolished to make way for a bypass, bob, who was trying to break into pedobear's house to get his beloved slippers back, was crushed by the bulldozer. 

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18270. I feel we are hogging this thread somewhat...why is no one else speaking? Fortunately jane was driving the bull dozer and decided to become a construction worker

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:P oh well, it's not our fault
OOPS i got confused between this thread and the original ... :D

Unfortunately, She built the sign that now says Go Stick Your Head in a Pig, was fired and started drinking a lot of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

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Fortunately, at the party where she drank a lot of p.g.g.b.s she met aguy called kevin who turned out to be zaphod beeblebrox's cousin, kevin.

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Unfortunately, fathamster and 18270 had too much free time and soon they appeared to be nearly the only posters both in the original game and this one which I assumed to be more, say realistic.

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Fortunately they didnt mind if anyone else wanted to contribute but no one did

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Unfortunately, Pelaaa_X contributed, hopefully he will be gone soon.

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Fortunately its 18270's turn to continue the story after that short interlude

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Unfortunately, kevin took jane to meet Gargravarr, and accidentaly put her inside the total perspective vortex.

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Fortunately jane never had had any sort of perspective on life and laughed

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Unfortunately, she laughed so hard she asphyxiated.

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Fortinately a passing paramedic revived her and he happened to be arthur dent's nephew, derek

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Do you even know what asphyxiate means? Anyways,

Unfortunately, his mother was Trillian, and Fenchurch killed him because she was jealous.

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Fortunately jane didnt much care and went on her way (this one is weak as ive lost track of the story). Ps. I know what asphyxiate means, I went to see Gravity.

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Unfortunately, She walked into agrajag's cave.

I've lost track too...

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Who tf is agrajag...going to google

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Fortunately, agrajag, who had taken the form of a soft, fluffy kitten, hadnt been killed by Arthur Dent that particular day and offered jane a saucer of warm milk.

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Unfortunately, Arthur got very frustrated trying to play scrabble with Ford, and threw all of the pieces in the cave, and killed agrajag. When he respawned, Agrajag thought Jane had thrown the pieces, and detonated an atomic bomb in the cave,