From India: Is Farting a Sport?

These days it's hard to tell the difference between a typo and a bait ...

Gru is busted!!

Indian Farting Art

In the link above, these Indians show that farting is not merely a sport, but an art is well.

It's the same thing with chess.  Chess is not merely a sport, but also an art too.  Indians enjoy artistic sports.

Revive

True. But for a contest???? nope

Farting is a natural result of biologic functions. Farting is naturally funny as well. My wife and I are both old and sometimes get the walking farts. We find it funny. @Stormbreaker1239 don't look down on us for finding a normal body function humorous. After all it's better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.

There's a chess Olympiad. 

I would watch a Fart Olympiad.  I really would.  I would even watch the women's Olympic farting event.    I would create weight divisions like in boxing though.

Hmmm...interesting

I think the announcers would have a lot of fun doing the broadcast.  

If there are no injuries in training or competing it is not a sport.
Secondly if it is played sitting down it is even less of a sport.

If it is played by geeks it is not a sport.

Poker, Yatzi, Backgammon, monopoly, chess, draughts, risk etc etc are therefor mere games and not sport.

Omsheroot you are definitely not from India , clearly you are some troll acting like you are from India.

Indians definitely have sense of humor and  a complete lack of bitterness with the exception of about 73% of Indian mothers-in-law. 
I am guessing you are from Northern Finland   judging by your lack of humor and your general cold, grey and miserable disposition 

Unless you are an Indian mother-in-law, which is possible, you certainly act like an bitter old woman

Sitting Down would be okay for the sport of farting, I should think.  There are probably some fart athletes who fart better sitting rather than standing.

As far as injury during training, the athletes could get injured trying out different foods and beverages in experimenting which ones are the best in producing vast intestinal gas.

if sitting down isn’t a sport, then horse racing, kayaking, tobogganing etc are all out!

it gets worse, the beer drinking sports are out.

it’s only a goof.

Now we will have to define sitting down.

You don’t sit down on a horse, kayak etc etc , you simply sit on it or in it.

‘Sitting down ‘ is clearly something done at a table and on a chair .

And again, kayaking, horse riding etc include injuries.

INJURIES.

The only injury in chess is the pain anybody but the most nerdy of geeks feels when waiting hours for some dude to make a move.

fart!