Roast me into tomorrow
you don't have a tomorrow
start writing your will now
Gonna ask
TOS reference? (with the wills)
no
Oh okay
roast me again, this is fun ngl
would you prefer to be rare or medium well
rare
just like the chances you don't hang a piece in a chess game. Gotchu
bro your pfp trash, u a simp or smth?
It's better than being locked up in a mental asylum, since you're banannas.
i'm a banana god, u a simp to anime
#2: not recognizing when it's not an anime
Roast me into tomorrow
you don't have a tomorrow
start writing your will now
Gonna ask
TOS reference? (with the wills)
no
Oh okay
roast me again, this is fun ngl
would you prefer to be rare or medium well
git me well done
well done, you earned a one-way ticket to easter island.
good riddance
does that mean I can get away from you?
you mean, can I get away from you.
What do you think, that I'M mental? You're banannas!
bro your pfp trash, u a simp or smth?
It's better than being locked up in a mental asylum, since you're banannas.
i'm a banana god, u a simp to anime
#2: not recognizing when it's not an anime
ngl I dont read it much,
whatever simp to some book charectar or tv series whatnot
the p stands for pog
the m stands for Mature
the I stands for independent
the S stands for ssssssssssssscapable of telling lies.
Oh wait, doesn't that describe you? The S part, I mean.
saying someone is bananas is ultimately saying that guy is a god
well people are pretty much like gods so yeah lol
I like this
come on, roast me again.
I need fuel, throw some fuel
saying someone is bananas is ultimately saying that guy is a god
well people are pretty much like gods so yeah lol
to them at least...
to animals
sister I Hope we meet someday and then have this competition 
don't worry, you get the whole package for free @hvenki
I get basic simping package, you get super deluxe
I have better connections than you. That's why I get more stuff than you. And what I don't need I give away to people that need it. Which is why a super deluxe simp all-you-need package is on its way to you
I'm not about to think some grumpy old green dragon can do much to roast this fresh carrot. Do your worst, @SNUDOO. You don't have enough fire to roast the hair off a Bumblebee. ;0
sister I Hope we meet someday and then have this competition
assuming my gender, just what I'd expect from someone with a chess pfp
I like this
come on, roast me again.
I need fuel, throw some fuel
May i douse myself, then you disintegrate myself with a epic roast?
I don't need to do that when you do it for me
I'm not about to think some grumpy old green dragon can do much to roast this fresh carrot. Do your worst, @SNUDOO. You don't have enough fire to roast the hair off a Bumblebee. ;0
Don't worry, I don't need fire to get hairs off bees. I just need some diseases. I heard you had some?
sister I Hope we meet someday and then have this competition
assuming my gender, just what I'd expect from someone with a chess pfp
bro u should know this if u are cyberbullying that when a person changes ur gender to write something it means hes making fun of u and i know that no girl would write this forum
don't worry, you get the whole package for free @hvenki
I get basic simping package, you get super deluxe
I have better connections than you. That's why I get more stuff than you. And what I don't need I give away to people that need it. Which is why a super deluxe simp all-you-need package is on its way to you
at least I dont simp made-up charectars
no, you simp real life people like Toast and Pokimane.
In my experience carrots are good for your eyes, and maybe if you tried some of this hot stuff you could see just how on fire this veggie really is
I like this
come on, roast me again.
I need fuel, throw some fuel
May i douse myself, then you disintegrate myself with a epic roast?
I don't need to do that when you do it for me
just decide, or i'll douse both of us, and set us both in flames.
i meant the "disintegrate yourself" part. That would contribute heavily to science.
sister I Hope we meet someday and then have this competition
assuming my gender, just what I'd expect from someone with a chess pfp
bro u should know this if u are cyberbullying that when a person changes ur gender to write something it means hes making fun of u and i know that no girl would write this forum
huh?
Roast me into tomorrow
you don't have a tomorrow
start writing your will now
Gonna ask
TOS reference? (with the wills)
no
Oh okay
roast me again, this is fun ngl
would you prefer to be rare or medium well
git me well done
well done, you earned a one-way ticket to easter island.
good riddance