not me
GF

Martin the Mod
Martin reads posts with his morning brew,
“Why no pawns in checkers?”—not again, you!
“Can bishops marry?”—someone dared ask,
He sighed and reached for the Modly Flask.
With a flick, he filed each nonsense thread,
To “Off-Topic Land,” where chaos is fed.
Yet still he smiles with noble grace,
Guarding the boards... one post misplace.
Who has gf/bf here