Glory To Arstotzka

Arstotzka so good, Don't need passport!

Papers please... purpose of visit?

Ok! Hello again! Now I have passport!
Arstotzka still best country for sure!

*looks at passport*

Cobrastan is not real country

( psst, it is now)

Ok, ok.
You no like passport, I understand.
I come back again with better one.

Entry is not guaranteed.

NEXT.

Hello my guy!

Ok. Today is day!
Look at all good papers.
Was not easy.
Or cheap! Haha!

You may pass.

Please, tell Sergiu I will always love him.

All right! You the best!
Arstotzka the best!

I have tough job. I rather sell stuff.

I read newspaper.
Things getting little crazy in Arstotzka.
Maybe you think about going away for a bit.
Obristan is good place.
Right next door up north.
Hey that not good sign.
Hold on.
I know a guy.
Just give him real passports to work with.
He changes info to match for you.
I learn that in hard way.

bump

You again? Glorious day in Arstotzka

Ho boy! I make big score!
Huge! You have no idea!
Anyway. I just want to say thank you.
I wait in line just for that!
Maybe I quit now.
Haha!

[Gives 40 Credits]

*eyes widen*

*reaching hand over the credits and slides into pocket*

what you want today?

(Walks off)

*blinks*

*looks around*

*goes back to doing nothing*

Good morning, inspector.
You are healthy today yes?
I have just few questions for you.