He's armed with a fish and he ain't afraid to use it.
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mackytom wrote:
Arming bears. That's a gnu idea
It's nothing gnu. That fish could kill a human, it's still got the bones in it!
Out with the old.....in with the gnu. :)
Oct 19, 2015
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#47
The Gnu lobby feel they are under-represented in this forum and would like to introduce their gnu's spokesgnu. He is the gnuest member of the team - a gnu gnu infact.
Oct 19, 2015
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#48
***Gnus update***
The newly appointed spokesgnu for the Gnu lobby is calling for a Pun Registry following the recent spike in pun activity throughout the forum. In their first official statement gnus claimed they are frequently on the receiving end of unwanted and abusive puns that have no place in a modern society. "Puns are far more widespread than gnus have ever been, or ever will be. We are proud to be gnus and these recent puns are hurtful and uncalled for. Anyone who wants to use a pun should be clearly identified and accountable for the consequences of their behaviour." Opponents of the Pun Registry have not yet responded to our request for a comment.
***End of gnus update***
None of these puns are anything gnu.
Pun laws should definitely be enforced.
Oct 19, 2015
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#53
INDEPTH GNUS REPORT
Chump Mackenzie (above left) has opened the first Pun Range at his local chess club and has been overwhelmed by the response. "There was really no-where people could use puns without being ridiculed, openly abused or, in the most extreme cases, pitied. So a group of us approached our local chess club and they welcomed us with open arms. We started off small - 'What nationality are you?' - 'Czech, mate' - that sort of thing and just worked our way up from there. We're currently working on a project with a German guy called Hans. There's lots of potential for this to be really big." Chump emphasized that puns are used under strict safety rules and regulations; puns cannot be left lying around, no-one can be drinking any liquid when a pun is about to be spoken in case of inadverdent laughter and spitting, and there is a minimum age limit of 6 without parental supervision. Sarcasm, double-entrendres and memes are tolerated, but the focus is on puns. When asked if gnus were able to join the club and play, Chump said that any and all individuals are welcome; gnus are especially encouraged to join but should not expect any special treatment. So far there have been no reports of death or injury from the Pun Range, and there are no gnus currently listed on the membership, but Chump is hoping that will change soon.
I only ever speak in puns.
Meanwhile, at a watering-hole not far away.....
PlinyTheYoungest wrote:
INDEPTH GNUS REPORT
Chump Mackenzie (above left) has opened the first Pun Range at his local chess club and has been overwhelmed by the response. "There was really no-where people could use puns without being ridiculed, openly abused or, in the most extreme cases, pitied. So a group of us approached our local chess club and they welcomed us with open arms. We started off small - 'What nationality are you?' - 'Czech, mate' - that sort of thing and just worked our way up from there. We're currently working on a project with a German guy called Hans. There's lots of potential for this to be really big." Chump emphasized that puns are used under strict safety rules and regulations; puns cannot be left lying around, no-one can be drinking any liquid when a pun is about to be spoken in case of inadverdent laughter and spitting, and there is a minimum age limit of 6 without parental supervision. Sarcasm, double-entrendres and memes are tolerated, but the focus is on puns. When asked if gnus were able to join the club and play, Chump said that any and all individuals are welcome; gnus are especially encouraged to join but should not expect any special treatment. So far there have been no reports of death or injury from the Pun Range, and there are no gnus currently listed on the membership, but Chump is hoping that will change soon.
Pliny, your avi seems to be either a sign warning of belligerent gnus or an ad for car insurance. Or possibly a breakdown service aimed at car-driving gnus? We in the civilised world have no idea what goes on in the Canadian wilderness.
Can you advise us on the road traffic laws pertaining to gnus in Canada, and do they have to sit a theory test before being allowed behind the wheel? Are gnu insurance premiums significantly higher than for human drivers (allowing for age, weight, and relative intelligence)?
If I gnu you were coming I'd have baked a cake! :)
I got time to wait, go ahead and bake.
Thank gawd for that, I thought your bikini line was in serious need of waxing. Is that bear armed?