gnus

I gnu it.

Lay down your gnus and no-one gets hurt.

Bad gnus. That animal doesn't look well. I'll take him home.

sorry for the resurrection (not mine, the thread's) but i think this thread was sorely missing this song

Yea!  The gnus is back.

But not for long. It's old gnus.

Don't worry, we'll find some new gnus to repopulate this thread.

but... you can't teach an old gnu dog tricks! 

Ha... And there you have the 3 Laws of Gnuton! 

                          Gnus just in

Billionaire toupee model and Presidential candidate Donald Trump has announced his intention to build a 40 foot wall around the United States, to "keep out bad gnus and other undesirables".

"This measure is neccessary to protect the American way of life from unwanted and potentially damaging influences, such as terrorists, less than sufficiently attractive women and gnus. And Mexicans, obviously."

                                   No gnus is good gnus

Mr Trump's press secretary later unveiled a plan to erect a 40 foot wall around Mr Trump, in order to keep him away from TV cameras in future. 

In other gnus:-

"Random violence can spontaneously develop into Trump rally", warns leading psychologist.  

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