Goofy Lies You’ve Been Told
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Jalapeños are sweet
They are
Apr 7, 2025
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#4
Not me specifically, but my dad’s uncle told my dad’s cousin that a cow but his toe off since he only has 9 toes, and she believed it until she was old enough not to💀
I have one but I’m not allowed to say it cus it might ruin your childhood and I’m not Matpat
Apr 7, 2025
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#9
One of my former best friends told a series of consecutive back to back lies before she moved out of town. One of them was that her best friend liked me. She didn't. It was awkward, but we're pretty close now.
Someone old enough to know this didn’t know it what if they see it
Apr 7, 2025
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#11
On that I have told others is I convinced some random 2nd grader that the moon is made of cheese, because it looks yellow some nights
Apr 7, 2025
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#13
#10
Ur cat walk over ur keyboard?
That sounds like 2 sentences mashed into 1 (no offense)
Ur cat walk over ur keyboard?
That sounds like 2 sentences mashed into 1 (no offense)
Rereading #10 hurts my head it’s fine
#12 Santa fake.
Now I feel guilty
I’ll start: My father told me, when I was simply a wee pookster, that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.