Goofy Lies You’ve Been Told
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Jalapeños are sweet
Apr 7, 2025
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Not me specifically, but my dad’s uncle told my dad’s cousin that a cow but his toe off since he only has 9 toes, and she believed it until she was old enough not to💀
One of my former best friends told a series of consecutive back to back lies before she moved out of town. One of them was that her best friend liked me. She didn't. It was awkward, but we're pretty close now.
Apr 7, 2025
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On that I have told others is I convinced some random 2nd grader that the moon is made of cheese, because it looks yellow some nights
Just say it
Apr 7, 2025
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#10
#10
Ur cat walk over ur keyboard?
That sounds like 2 sentences mashed into 1 (no offense)
Ur cat walk over ur keyboard?
That sounds like 2 sentences mashed into 1 (no offense)
#15 Wow, no way. Everyone over 13 knows that.
No way you're telling me a whole ah middle schooler was never told the truth 😭🙏🥀🥀🥀
I grew up thinking the sun was the front light of a train. Although no one ever told me that I just decided so
Apr 7, 2025
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#19
That is when my parents told me
I knew since I was 5 or 6 tho, cuz they messed up on the lies
I knew since I was 5 or 6 tho, cuz they messed up on the lies
I’ll start: My father told me, when I was simply a wee pookster, that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.