A Christian priest was pulled over by a cop. The cop walks over to his car and says "Have you been drinking sir?" The priest drunkingly shakes his head, slurring his words. "No officer, I've only been drinking water!" The cop then point at the bottles of wine in the car. "Then what are those?" The priest takes one looks at them and says "The Lord has done it again!"
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9 days ago
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#2103
DreamscapeHorizons wrote:
U can't out-corny that one.
why'd the pony stop singing?
cuz she was a little hoarse.
Rip old got memes
My ex roommate got a new tag recently and this is it. I sometimes drive her car to the store and I feel uncomfortable because of that dmn Cardi B song title being on the tag. Dammit Cardi B.
8 days ago
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#2113
DreamscapeHorizons wrote:
My ex roommate got a new tag recently and this is it. I sometimes drive her car to the store and I feel uncomfortable because of that dmn Cardi B song title being on the tag. Dammit Cardi B.
not a coincidence
A string went into a bar. The bartender said we don't allow strings in here, leave. The string goes outside and ties itself into a knot and frays it's end. The string goes back into the bar and the bartender asked "aren't you the string I just told to leave?". The string said "No, I'm a frayed knot."
U can't out-corny that one.