Guess Winerkleiner's Secret # 4

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Ask WINERKLEINER, he is a bonafied certified licensed midget expert rooperi.

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Does she have a star on Hollywood Boulevard?

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zapped wrote:

I believe that's against the law!

I will check into that, lol.

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rooperi wrote:

I can never remember, do you jump over midgets and toss dwarves, or is it the other way round?

Lol, I jump midgets (and walking without tripping) and toss dwarves (into neighbor's yards), they don't mind, they think they're trolls.

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zapped wrote:

Ask WINERKLEINER, he is a bonafied certified licensed midget expert rooperi.

What a licence is required?  Uh are those free, lol. 

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This thread is so entertaining and pleasant, compared to some of the current mayhem in evidence.  Better wit, too.  Thanks kindly.

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varelse1 wrote:

Does she have a star on Hollywood Boulevard?

No but there is a possiblity in the future!

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zborg wrote:

This thread is so entertaining and pleasant, compared to some of the current mayhem in evidence.  Better wit, too.  Thanks kindly.

Thanks for saying that!!  Smile

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Hint: I seen the movie "Edtv" and my sister's "friend" was in it!

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Dennis Hopper?

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tkbunny wrote:

jenna elfman?

No but good guess, remember this "friend" is not my sister but was my sister's "friend"!

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zapped wrote:

Dennis Hopper?

He's my sister?  Lol.

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Like jennifer Aniston type of 'friends'?

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rooperi wrote:

Like jennifer Aniston type of 'friends'?

No, it went deeper than that!

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Is your sister's friend Anne Heche? Ellen Degeneres had a movie part in Edtv and Anne Heche an Ellen were a romantic couple and Anne's name does, of course, start with the letter "A" plus Anne is a petite blonde headed woman! I believe she was going to be abducted by aliens at one point in her life, which begs the question - Is your sister, who is searching for her lost self, a mentally stable person if she is that close a friend with Anne Heche? After Anne's 3 year relationship with Ellen, she wrote her memoir "Call Me Crazy", Anne wrote about her alien alternate personality named Celestia. Anne really believed that a spaceship was coming to take her to a better place! Is your sister an alien and more pertinent are you an alien with a Mohawk haircut?

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zapped wrote:

Is your sister's friend Anne Heche? Ellen Degeneres had a movie part in Edtv and Anne Heche an Ellen were a romantic couple and Anne's name does, of course, start with the letter "A" plus Anne is a petite blonde headed woman! I believe she was going to be abducted by aliens at one point in her life, which begs the question - Is your sister, who is searching for her lost self, a mentally stable person if she is that close a friend with Anne Heche? After Anne's 3 year relationship with Ellen, she wrote her memoir "Call Me Crazy", Anne wrote about her alien alternate personality named Celestia. Anne really believed that a spaceship was coming to take her to a better place! Is your sister an alien and more pertinent are you an alien with a Mohawk haircut?

You guessed my secret, Anne Heche is my sister!  Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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She's doing a lot better!

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Anne Heche is your sister?  Wow.  Cool! :)

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Yep

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Congratulations to me! How much money did I win? And yes, I'm aware that Anne is doing quite well these days. She is really quite talented and I consider her a great actress. WINERKLEINER, Have you ever met her yet? Has the family told her that she has you as a brother yet? lol