Guess Winerkleiner's Secret # 4

Is using the word treadmill your way of telling us you have to use the bathroom? Just curious.

Lol, no.  So are you getting anxious to learn the second part of my secret?

And it has nadda to do with my angry stalker.

WINERKLEINER / yes, you have me very curious indeed? Hope it's not that you are family related to HESSIANWARRIOR! lol

If I were, I would wander the streets pulling my hair out, yelling WHY OH WHY, lol.

DEAR ABBY: heard rumors that you were going to get married via the WORST FORUM thread! If this is true ... then ... CONGRATULATIONS! Is this your added secret? By the way, there a new reality show about to premiere on TV called LITTLE WOMEN: of LA! I'm not joking! I know you will want to see this series! You can thank me later. lol

Ok I will check out "Worst Forum" and straighten out this rumor, thanks, I will watched Little Women just to see those beauties!

Clue to the second half to my secret #4.

Check the date this forum started and what do people do on that date?

So figure this out and you will figured out secret #4 B.

If people can't figure it out by the end of today/tonight I will give the answer!

-winerkleiner-

Yes so what does that tell you about my secret?

That sounds painful, lol.

r u gonna trell us yet?

Yeah WINERKLEINER ---As chewey chew has asked ... and I quote chuey-chu ---- "r u going to trell us yet?" Well, answer our esteemed poster ABIGAIL!? This is not an April Fool's Joke (aka ALL FOOLS DAY)!!! Answer!!!!!!!!!

chuey-chu wrote:

r u gonna trell us yet?

Look ABIGAIL, answer the doggone question!!! Now!!!

ANSWER THE QUESTION AND PAY ME WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY OWE ME -- GO TO THE WORST THREAD SITE IMMEDIATELY!!! This is serious!!!

Everything is going to work out just fine, zapped. Don't get your pantyhose in a bunch!

varelse1 wrote:

Everything is going to work out just fine, zapped. Don't get your pantyhose in a bunch!

Look here varelse1, stay out of this! And further I do not wear pantyhose you nincompoop! When were you let out of the institution? I really hope you can handle living in society again! Take care of yourself and just take one day at a time. OK!? Oh, almost forgot to tell you, ABIGAIL IS PREGNANT! You're going to be a father! Yes, YOU, VARELSE1 a father! So, that explain the sudden rush to get married! Your fiancée ABIGAIL should have told you or do you already know? By the way, actress Anne Heche will be your sister-in-law! Your friend, Zapped PS. You will also incur a debt that your wife-to-be owes me! I'll work something out with ABIGAIL and you as you see I still can't believe the game was an April Fool's Joke! Nevertheless, CONGRATULATIONS and hoping you continued good health and recovery.

Yes I will!

Ok only if can you handle the truth, can you handle the truth?

Look ABIGAIL, I want the record to show that I never saw or met you in my life! Just in case you get any ideas! COUNT ME OUT! Definitely NOT ME! You OWE ME! PAY UP!!! The question is not whether I can handle the truth, but rather, ARE YOU CAPABLE OF TELLING THE TRUTH!?

Ok you all pushed me into a corner, so if you noticed when this thread started April 1st, so my secret started on April 1st was just an April Fools Joke, ie, I don't really have a famous sister, sorry to have this go on for so long. 

Also if you noticed that all my secrets were started on April Fools Day, meaning all those secrets were just a bunch of HORSE POO. 

P.S. wait till next April 1st!

Why wait, if what you're now admitting to is factual then next year's secret will also be a bunch of "horse poo" and I DEFINITELY WILL NOT PLAY!!! THIS SCANDALOUS GAME WILL ESCALATE INTO A GREATER SCANDEL THEN WAS THE CASE WITH THE $64,000 QUESTION TV QUIZ SHOW OF THE 1950s!!!