Ha, No Wonder Fischer Died!

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"Chess is Life" 

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Bobby Fischer


Teacher: "Class, let's take a moment to analyze this extremely meaningful quote"

Class: "Yes Mrs. Bobby"

Teacher: "Now Billy What Do You Think Of This Incredible Quote" 

Billy: "I think it's truly amazing Mrs. Bobby"

Teacher: "Okay, now Richard why don't you tell us what you learned from this quote"

Richard: "I learned that anything can be life"

Teacher: "Ohh...Okay, how about you Student"

Student: "Yes, yes, it's truly amazing, but does that mean if I lose a game of chess, I die?"


Now do you wonder why Fischer died. He probably got checkmated, and died, because his quote says, "Chess is life", CHESS IS LIFE. Meaning you lose in chess then you lose your life. If you resign in chess you resign your life. Think about that the next time you get checkmated or resign. 

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Enjoy, 

Xhive24

*And tell me what you think*

ring-tailed_lemur

Ummm, interesting perspective. 

Phantom_Beast23

So ur name is Richard?

Xhive24

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Xhive24
Phantom_Beast23 wrote:

So ur name is Richard?

No I'm Billy

Xhive24

Oh wait sorry my name changed again I'm Bob now

ring-tailed_lemur
Xhive24 wrote:

Oh wait sorry my name changed again I'm Bob now

Now are you Robert? 

NobleElevator

Hmmm lol

Xhive24
ring-tailed_lemur wrote:
Xhive24 wrote:

Oh wait sorry my name changed again I'm Bob now

Now are you Robert? 

yea

Infergus

I wonder why nobody is named "Bobert"

 

ring-tailed_lemur
Infergus wrote:

I wonder why nobody is named "Bobert"

 

Google him lol

Strangemover

Robert's your father's brother. 

Tourganizer
Xhive24 wrote:

"Chess is Life" 

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Bobby Fischer


 

Teacher: "Class, let's take a moment to analyze this extremely meaningful quote"

Class: "Yes Mrs. Bobby"

Teacher: "Now Billy What Do You Think Of This Incredible Quote" 

Billy: "I think it's truly amazing Mrs. Bobby"

Teacher: "Okay, now Richard why don't you tell us what you learned from this quote"

Richard: "I learned that anything can be life"

Teacher: "Ohh...Okay, how about you Student"

Student: "Yes, yes, it's truly amazing, but does that mean if I lose a game of chess, I die?"


Now do you wonder why Fischer died. He probably got checkmated, and died, because his quote says, "Chess is life", CHESS IS LIFE. Meaning you lose in chess then you lose your life. If you resign in chess you resign your life. Think about that the next time you get checkmated or resign. 

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Enjoy, 

Xhive24

*And tell me what you think*

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