Harold vs woollensock: The challenge

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rychessmaster1
Would the cowardly woollensock like to fight Harold? Harold is ready to fight you
hitthepin
I’m here! I’ll be the neutral and unbiased mod.
Checkmate_06

rychessmaster wears his x-ray gogles and sees woollen sock grin.png. Next up is your turn. Choose Neutron bomb happy.png

firefused

So it's not Invisibility cream it's atom destruction cream because you can't not be there and be invisible 🔥

hitthepin

Please specify the invisibility. Are you using mirrors to reflect what's behind you in front of you?

hitthepin

Ry’s goggles can see woolensock... sometimes. Like, 50% of the time. Make of this what you will.

Hawaiian_King
a new challenger approaches..
Squidward18Q

*Hunger Games theme plays*

Hawaiian_King
The challenger draws his weapon
Squidward18Q

*Theme intensifies 

Hawaiian_King
The weapon is a wicked looking blade, it’s edge glinting in the sun
Hawaiian_King
He points it at Woollensock
Squidward18Q

"Try me bish," the challenger says.

Hawaiian_King

He lunges at the unsuspecting cat, driving his blade through the victims heart

Squidward18Q

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Hawaiian_King
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Squidward18Q

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Hawaiian_King
We now return to our regularly scheduled program.
Hawaiian_King
Woollensock crumples, and the challenger turns to Ry
hitthepin
Hawaiian_King wrote:
a new challenger approaches..

You stole my line....