HELLO

Good Heavens you mean that there are dead files here ? How were they killed ? Has anyone called INTERPOL ?

wow what is this

Very funny Ron.

Some of these will give me nightmares...

You know what's amazing?......is that, I was able to keep the trolls at bay for 20 posts     Shouldn't I get some kind of achievement award for that?  Only I and the Chess.com IT developers know the super-duper Top Secret method of keeping the trolls at bay. But I'm willing to sell that secret to anyone who deposits $9.95 in my Pay-Pal account---987654321/ABCDEFGH.         Oh shoot......Erik's coming......gotta go!

                                  Hey.....Cote....we see you hired "The Dead Files" investigators instead of "The Lone Gunman" heh?   That's Ok.....we'll get you for this......we know where you live.  BTW.....have you seen your moderator friend lately...CrystalMoon?  No, you haven't.....nobody has. That's because WE have her. and we're holding her hostage until we hear you say those "magic" words.  RJC.....I swear to God, if you hurt her...I'll kill all of you.  Don't be so melodramatic....just say the words.....SAY IT!   Ok....OK.....            your kung fu is better than mine,....now let her go.  Consider her released.....we'll be watching you.....till next time....Adios.                                                                                          

We may need a 2nd opinion, endorsed by the former fide prez

Ahh Ron beat the bunny to it!  😂

Aliens?  Send them Back!  No fun or pun intended, (according to someone from the WWF who is now in a position of power).  And you thought only Chess.com had DEEP problems?      

Only Kirsan knows how deep the Alien probe goes and how to trump them, as in emerge victorious.

Perhaps Frank might know better. 

  ...........excellent segway bunny. I liked it but THAT show gave me the willies.   In one episode, they had 7 dogs do the EXACT same movement at the same time......and I remember thinking....."How'd they do that"?  Come to find out, they used 7 separate dog handlers, so I thought....wow, that was an expensive scene. I loved Frank.....he had a yellow house and a beautiful wife. What a dark show.....a lot of bouggie men.

  There's something else that's weird  going on at Chess.com. You know how Alien abductees talk about missing time?  Well I'm missing months every year.  Look at this.....                                                A 16 month calendar??  ...OMG.  I keep forgetting 4 months EVERY yr......and it only started since I came to Chess.com. .....I mean,...who uses this system?......the druids?  I keep sending in support tickets to Chess.com but nobody will help me..  I don't even know what they call those 4 months.......when I went to school there were 12 months in a yr..............no wonder I get notices from the V.A.    ......."you missed your appointment"........"you missed your appointment".

I knew there had to be a reason that I've been missing weeks, even months at a time! I'm a ghost of years past, trapped in the basement !

Yes we have found a Very Very Deep Mystery ! I have also seen those 16-month calendars and yet when we start at school they only want us to memorize the names of 12 months. So where do those extra four months go and what are they called ? 

you nutterbutter rjc , but yeah your best thread yet lol

"Be afraid.  Be very afraid."

                  I'm continuing my walk through the "Books & Equipment" forum                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Amy.....what is it?                                                                                   I found a sliding door to a hidden hallway. In the hallway was a table, a candle, and a "ouija" board.  If used in the wrong way.....that board can turn chess tournament results. Somebody did NOT want us to find this. No wonder negative spirits are so active on this site.  I better call Steve.                               

      Steve.....you have to come down to Chess.com......we found a crime scene.                                                        Did you HAVE to call me NOW?.........I'm taking a bath.                                                                 We're hoping you can get fingerprints off a ouija board. The name on the back says........."Cheater 1".....    Steve......"Ok...OK....I'll be down as soon as I can".

                                       We can't get 1 fingerprint off this because there's 30 million parcial prints on it.  That means EVERYONE'S a suspect.                                                                                                                                        I climbed in the ventilation ducks at Chess.com while Amy was continuing her walk through of the "Books & Equipment" forum. I found THIS little guy. I think he got out of RJC's "Pet" thread. I'll return him there. Maybe Chess.com should start a lost & found forum.