Hello Forum Stalker

Hello forum stalkers

I know you're reading this. You don't have to say anything. Firstly I'd like to introduce myself: I've been a forum stalker for about fifteen years now, long before chess.com even came to be, and I am what you'd call a master stalker, who has held just under ten names that still stand today.

The reason why we are here is because you are forum stalker. You followed your heart and it lead you to me. The elders before myself have long since held the tradition of gathering sporadically for the sake of our amusement, and I now today continue that tradition for you.

A mathematician asked a hippie, "what's 1+1?" The hippie responded, "love maan."

I was watching once upon in a time in Hollywood just the other day; did anybody see Rick bring out the hippie control in that pool scene.

It's damm near identical 😅

God knows I love hippies though. I just don't want them on my joints.

You know how people love that stereotype of how Jewish people never ease up on coin, well I think we can all relate when it comes to pot. There's always those friends that just seem to think I'm Santa Clause when it comes too weed. Na ah, I'm 1/10 Jewish, I did that DNA thingy.

Did anybody notice that Evelyn's account was closed for cheating. My God, am I the only one who's jaw dropped. God bless her.

Man, I sure have come across some seriously funny ads on this site. Though, it stops being funny once you realize that they did it on purpose.

I'm at a loss for words

Cat memes have become so special to human society once again, it's like past Egypt once more. Which grave did those archeologists rob this time? Who unleashed this curse!

That said, I have a secret meme I made myself. Might as well share it though...

Hey, Mi_Amigo. How you doing? I left you a note but you must've missed it.

I love this show. It's about Japanese hell. Ironically it's pretty calming and funny. Every now and again they show animes like these:

Don't get me wrong, I love a good fight scene:

5 years later -> still trying to master the Hell Fakinaway! Like the mortal kombat animality... it just never happened.

So..... Why I was summoned here?😕

To partake in the forum stalker sporadic gathering event, FSSG for short. Have fun.

One time for all forum stalker 

😂 that just makes me feel bad about my previous sentiment. Santa has warmed our hearts once again.

Luckily you found the right turn, right here. We're like the elven hotel right in the middle of the woods. Don't ask how it got there.

Sounds a little bit sad I don't know why though. (the forum) kind of like someone goes for good.

I can say one thing with certainty, I'm going to be here for Christmas 😊.

You mean sharing it? I sort of agree. I count each bud 😁

I reside on the internet friend. I am glad to have met a worthy man such as yourself. Or woman. Your choice. regardless. memes like us need to come together! to overtake the normies and the reee kids and take. them. out to the store, get them an Xbox and fortnight. leave the internet for the adults and let kids have their dumb toys. internet is an abyss that needs no beginning though it must have an end. That is why we are here. That is why you and i have met. to exist on the digital platforms anonymously to see the internet ultimately destroy itself. and on that day, friend, I will find all my internet colleagues and take them. to. Buffalo Wild Wings. for the wings, not the sports. sports will be irrelevant. we will celebrate the death of a great great electronic nation. And we will feast. we will tell our children about the internet. and as our society reverts back to pre-internet days, you and I will sit in a comfy chair, hair greying with age, contemplating what exactly life will be like once the internet is invented again. will we have another PewDiePie? another happy wheels? another Xbox and PlayStation war? or will we see it, and return to it, allowing our souls to leave our bodies and be absorbed into the internet space, and exist permanently as what we truly are! MEMES!

Did you happen upon woollensocks' stash?

T-MINUS 30 MINUTES UNTIL TACTICLE NUKE IMPACT TO CLEAR OUT THE FURRIES