If you've never heard of the immune system reprogramming tick, you've obviously never taken a biology course.
Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out!

It wouldn't bother him. He prefers tofu anyhow.

I hate it when a tick reprograms my whole immune system. It's really annoying!
You mean it ticks you off.

I hate it when a tick reprograms my whole immune system. It's really annoying!
You mean it ticks you off.
That's another way of putting it.

Good grief! Almost a full day without a single post! How is this thread going to overtake The Secret of Chess in total posts at this pace!?

With conviction x
I'm so desperate after nearly a day without posts, I'm even happy to see you!

3 days pal and you send it
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chess - ha.
Let me think about that and get back to you.

@Lyudmil_Tsvetkov: Did you notice that I posted genuine chess-related content in your thread? I did that because I got tired of your incessant whining. Now you owe me, buster! I expect some posts from you in Help! I'm locked in The Secret of Chess and I can't get out! But whatever you post, don't make it chess-related! Come up with something more entertaining than just another boring game played against that weak engine, Stockfish. Perhaps some Bulgarian folk music.

@ilovesmetuna: Help! I'm alone with Powerboat in Help! I'm locked in The Secret of Chess and I can't get out!
I hate it when a tick reprograms my whole immune system. It's really annoying!