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Apr 12, 2021
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Grobula wrote:
Strangemover wrote:
Over 3 weeks now and @Grobula has not emerged from the shadows to strike. I have used this time to take precautions...
Someone has busy on Google Image searches. You excel at that, more so than any mortal I've come acquainted with in this realm. It is impressive.
However, computer nerds do not have tasty blood. Vampires seek out those mortal athletes, where the blood receives frequent circulation, and the more Sun the mortal gets, the better because Vampires cannot be in the Sun... yet we yearn for it.
This is reassuring. However, I will still be vigilant as you vampires are renowned for your cunning. Perhaps you are lulling me into a false sense of security...I have invested in some new condiments to dip my chips in, just in case.
Strangemover wrote:
Grobula wrote:
Strangemover wrote:
Over 3 weeks now and @Grobula has not emerged from the shadows to strike. I have used this time to take precautions...
Someone has busy on Google Image searches. You excel at that, more so than any mortal I've come acquainted with in this realm. It is impressive.
However, computer nerds do not have tasty blood. Vampires seek out those mortal athletes, where the blood receives frequent circulation, and the more Sun the mortal gets, the better because Vampires cannot be in the Sun... yet we yearn for it.
This is reassuring. However, I will still be vigilant as you vampires are renowned for your cunning. Perhaps you are lulling me into a false sense of security...I have invested in some new condiments to dip my chips in, just in case.
I wrestled for some time whether to disabuse you of these quaint superstitions regarding our kind. On the one hand, it is amusing when a mortal pulls out a kitchen condiment in the hope of warding off a blood-draining and usually fatal attack. On the other hand, I enjoy winning arguments for the sake of seeming superior.
Vampires are untouched even by your religious symbols. In truth, Vampires serve the Natural Order of things by thinning the herd. We span the gamut religiously as do mortals.
The one accurate nugget of truth to fall from your Google Image Searches is that the Sun and stakes are highly detrimental to the Vampire kind.
Know also, I am no longer a common Vampire.
I have been raised to the Aristocracy by a mortal that I hypnotized and am now a "Super Admin" of one of your "chess.com clubs" where I enjoy endless opportunities for cruelty and arrogant misuse of power.Truly, my evil knows no bounds anymore.
With that in mind, I wanted to invite you to join "The Vampire Knights" where you will, of course, be another commoner.