how do i ask a boy i like out

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theres this boy i like i saw him at the library one time but i dont know what do say if i see him again next time ill be at the library is at wednesday or thursday i think dont know if he will be there but just in case he is would be nice to be able to at least say hi to him

like that one weezer song two actually i just threw out the love of my dreams and only in dreams quite silly how both of those have dreams in the name

if i get muted it was abtectous fault for saying that one thing in the thread about that i choked on a lemon

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Repeat after me.

Pardon my French, but can you speak in tongues?

Either that or say something like… “Hi, I like you. I’m asking you out now.”
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For the 3rd time, use a platter of brownies

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Ask him first if he‘s gay. That would spare some embarrassment
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what if we went spelunking

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I literally can’t help, as I’ve never asked anybody out.
So instead I’ll quote some Weezer and that should give you clarity.
“I’m me, me be”
“Everyone’s a little queer”
“Flip on the Telly, wrestle with jimmy”
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ninjasicles wrote:
Ask him first if he‘s gay. That would spare some embarrassment

Nah just go for it

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#6, is bad advice
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#10 I was jk
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Isopod-Lover wrote:

#7 Whats that?

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Isopod-Lover wrote:

#7 Whats that?

caving i think

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Minecraft
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It’s what pro-minecraft players do when they can’t play video games.
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“ man I just burned down a village and stole all their stuff, I’m rich now “
“ how’d you kill the iron golem ? “
“Iron golem? “
“Yeah every village in Minecraft has one “
“ Minecraft? What’s that? “
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Starting relationships is super difficult, especially romantic ones.
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You gotta teach him how to achieve the mantle of chronically online
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#25, wow I should try that!
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would these work

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Speaking of Weezer, whenever I'm in a bad mood I listen to the Undone - The Sweater Song intro riff on loop

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#29, wow pick up lines must be like a cheat code