How many days old are you?

here, let me give you one...

I'll need several more, lol.

count your toes...wait you don't have toes...count your scales...hhahaha

Lol, I will start now! 

I am so old I can't tell my eyes are different colors..

DrSpudnik wrote:

here, let me give you one...

Kayak21 wrote:

Haha lol. that made me laugh :-)

I'm so old I'm growing scales and those are slowly peeling off.

I can't understand my birth certificate, it's written in hieroglyphics. 

Mine's etched in stone.

My first one was but I renewed it. 

Lucky you.  Mine's still in cuneiform..... /o\

Oh, I remember it well. Sphenoid, those were the days lol. 

I wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for my taxidermist lol.

Frick.  My bandages are loose.  Can you hand me that canopic jar over there?  I'll beg... ;p

I'm so old, I was there telling your parents  to make sure you ladies were born so we could bs on these forums, lol. 

Well, yes, propagation of the species is important.  BTW, was it you that threw that apple core at me?