how tall are you?

Here on a chess forum, the appropriate question is
"How Tal are you?"
very 'Tal' indeed

well i'm 5'7 and three quarters but that's basically 5'8
and everyone knows that when you wear shoes you're an inch taller so im actually 5'9
but you always gotta round to the nearest ten so i'm truly 5'10
then you have to carry the one that's left over so i'm actually 5'11
which people basically assume is 6 feet
but 6 feet is an awkward number so i'm 6'1
yet 6'1 is a prime number, so we can't leave it hanging there, so i'm actually 6'2
so it may seem like i'm 5'7 and three quarters, but believe me, i'm 6'2
how tall are you?
Cultured Onevillage reference I see
I'm 5'10 3/4" but I feel so short compared to all of my classmates :')
Here on a chess forum, the appropriate question is
"How Tal are you?"