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blueemu

Here on a chess forum, the appropriate question is

"How Tal are you?"

peregrinefalcon557
I’m 11
vixenraspberry
blueemu wrote:

Here on a chess forum, the appropriate question is

"How Tal are you?"

very 'Tal' indeed

SurgeonDoge_123

Mikhail Tal? Good one!

Windcatchr
Aediluc wrote:

well i'm 5'7 and three quarters but that's basically 5'8

and everyone knows that when you wear shoes you're an inch taller so im actually 5'9

but you always gotta round to the nearest ten so i'm truly 5'10

then you have to carry the one that's left over so i'm actually 5'11

which people basically assume is 6 feet

but 6 feet is an awkward number so i'm 6'1

yet 6'1 is a prime number, so we can't leave it hanging there, so i'm actually 6'2

so it may seem like i'm 5'7 and three quarters, but believe me, i'm 6'2

how tall are you?

Cultured Onevillage reference I see

I'm 5'10 3/4" but I feel so short compared to all of my classmates :')

ricorat

I’m short lmao

tanner_2003

I'm 1.75m and I high jumped 1.89m

Circumlocutions
Chess players are short man
Circumlocutions
@royalknight101 Magnus is only like 5’9” though, which is short especially in Nordic countries like Sweden
Flamerex_7289

i dunno

CcSmiling

How tall are u

ricorat

I’m 5’4. I probably win shortest person 

CcSmiling

I’m short too

SurgeonDoge_123

no i'm shorter

SurgeonDoge_123

4'5

blueemu

Is this a onedownsmanship contest?

ricorat
YangyangShen wrote:

no i'm shorter

Yay! For once I’m not the shortest

CcSmiling

Yea I’m still short tho 

 

blueemu
YangyangShen wrote:

no i'm shorter

Is this a onedownsmanship contest?

SurgeonDoge_123
blueemu wrote:
YangyangShen wrote:

no i'm shorter

Is this a onedownsmanship contest?

1. I'm not a man, i'm a "she"

2. Probably