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ilikewindmills
Stockfish? Hahaha. Stockfish is so bad. Even macer could beat it, and that says a lot!
General-TsoTso

i got fish in my Christmas stocking.

General-TsoTso

have you guys ever wondered how someone would feel if their surname was Ramsbottom but they were straight ?

IceApprentease

Nice one! Be sure to check this out: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/save-bronsteinpawn

lofina_eidel_ismail

can trolls rhyme

FM_Checkmate

How do you know if they rhyme?

FM_Checkmate
TroIIface wrote:
Approved by the Troll Judge.
Rated 10/10.
You made the most beautiful game analysis, that game should be immortal.

Darthion has betrayed one of the best clubs. And I'm the Troll judge. You just joined 5 hours ago, I know what I'm saying.

Nkav
I think that trolls are ... wait I forgot what I was going to say
ilikewindmills
meow woof woof meow
lofina_eidel_ismail

FM_Checkmate
TroIIface wrote:
@FM_Checkmate
I just abandoned my old account after someone hijacked it.
I actually have been here 8 months.
P.S. I've seen your trolling, you can be my assistant's assistant. (You won't get paid.)

Dude, I'm practicing. I'm sort of new to trolling. Have to get a few lessons. Do you know anybody who can teach me?

CookedQueen

There are no good or bad trolls, just failed human beings trolling after failed behaving correctly according the common sense.

ilikewindmills
Troll kindergarten is compulsary.
Rasta_Jay

windmill wrote: At this point in the game, Panko made an illegal move trying to take a pawn on b3 with the move 8...axb3??? I told him that was impossible and he ranted about pasta then walked up to the arbiter. 
axb3 is legal af. Thought you were better than not knowing en pasant(Not pasata).

ilikewindmills
what is this weird pasta move about anyway? i know what castling is though. it's when the two rooks swap places.
Rasta_Jay

You're trolling with me, ain't you? Google en passant

 

incorrectname

promotion is when the pawns get a promotion and move backwards to get a higher pay raise

Diakonia

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/your-online-secrets/201409/internet-trolls-are-narcissists-psychopaths-and-sadists