how to be immortal

I'm seriously considering blocking this fool.

Ok.

At least I waste my time posting on your forums lol.

Jump into the ocean of immortality bound in chains like Houdini.

Idk how to be immortal. Someone shares the secret of staying young.

how to be immortal in theory. inquire if Yamaha would like a "norm voice" for a new vocaloid. get approved. your voice will remain on their website FOREVER. people who purchase your voice will own it forever. your voice will outlive you.

“Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.”
― Homer, The Iliad

(actually, I think there is a better answer, but forum policies prevent me from posting,  anyone can PM me if interested.  Go ahead, make my day. SG)