How to Destroy The World

1. First you must create the world, we call this weird circular structure a ball, this is the main structure of our new planet earth, in order to do this you must survive the explosion and claim yourself as a god

2. Now you must create human kind, you will need assistance to destroy the earth

3. Now you must be born, this is a easy experiment, well for you, and if you here PUSH PISH, it’s not directed to you

4. Now you must wait 18 years for adult hood, this is a long process so during this you may as well touch grass, there’s another tutorial on that

5. Now go to Home Depot and steal a rocket launcher before the cops show up, EASY

6. Steal a space ship I’m getting lazy here

7. Steal humans, make sure there not a black hole, don’t worry that’s a common misconception of the mind!

8. Use your ticket launcher and shoot earth repopulates your crew until your earth is shot,
9, you’ve done all the hard work for me ;)

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