HOW TO DRINK WATER⁉️ (very useful tutorial)

Step 1: Identify the mysterious, clear liquid known as water. It’s not coffee, soda, or energy drinks, so brace yourself.

Step 2: Locate a “cup” or “bottle.” These are ancient vessels used by humans to transport liquids to their mouths. Revolutionary.

Step 3: Lift this container with your hand—yes, the same hand you use to scroll Instagram endlessly.

Step 4: Tilt it toward your face hole. That’s your mouth, in case you forgot while sipping your fourth iced latte.

Step 5: Let the liquid pour in. Don’t panic—it's just water. It won’t bite, sparkle, or taste like artificial berries.

Step 6: Swallow. You’ve been doing it since birth. I believe in you.

Step 7: Repeat until you're no longer parched or until you feel superior for being “hydrated.”

Bonus tip: Brag about drinking water like it’s a rare talent. “Ugh, I’ve had three bottles today. Just living that wellness life.”

Congrats. You’re now a hydration expert. Go tell everyone. 🥇💦

Don't forget to say thank you<3

Bro how are you so unemployed

Dude how many hours are there in your day

😂😂😂

Magic ✨ 🪄

69

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How does this work for methane-based life forms from Saturn's largest moon?

Won't drinking this "water" substance kill them?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

With a tutorial like this you will make people dehydrated from crying with laughter. 😂😂😂

This... this has been a truly life-changing experience. Until now, I had no idea how to identify whether that strange, clear liquid was consumable or clear, flavorless poison. Much less how to consume it through my face hole, where words come out.. *wipes a single tear*

I almost died from drinking my sparklng ice you saved me!!! /j

It's not funny, it's cringe.

magipi don't be a jerk... it could be a joke

I know it's a joke, but it's so bad that it's cringe.

and so is your PFP but you don't see me talking sh** about it.

This should be put in OTF before it gets taken down for being in GCD

kakakakakakakkaka olha os cara

lol

I agree.