How To Get Banned From The Forums

WILL IT RESULT IN... CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?

If so, I may have to frame my queen

id prob say the recent change in off topic stopping politics and religion is the most monitored threads right now , so do summat about guy fawkes parliarment and the coming demonstration , that might annoy them enough and you will also be announcing a fun night for all who turn up

Guys, guys, stay on topic. How to use chess to get banned.

Or else I'll start throwing pawns at you as well as the mods.

There is more to this story. I can tell because fried chicken has spontaneously appeared in my hands, which indicates story time.

Can't help here. I'm muzzled.

have to admire the valiant attempts to make chesscom great again, think i'm gonna need a hanky.

To make chess.com have integritousness and become great again with the utmost humbility. We are all pawns in this great game and need a powerful King (and sexy queen) to lead us to victory.

Then macer must be queen

True love is never gay. After all, you can't checkmate with two kings, but you can always checkmate the king with a queen.

To be fair, if it's a really good mate, I can only be impressed. I respect well played mates.

If I do this to every mod and brag about it in the forums, will I get the banhammer from the forums?

Yes, you'll do it and like it, then I'll post the game here on this general chess thread forum post comments.

That would be so hot 

WHAT THE HELL.

Chepp

We're playing chepp

This is a historically great game. The GMs will cower in wonder. The engines will electrocute themselves from a lack of comprehension of the mightiness of our moves. The patzers will keep on patzin'. The world will never be the same.

Twenty one pilots sucks.