How to tell if you are the Chosen One

Since there is a thread on how to know if you’re a god, I think I should be able to have this thread. Anyway, here are sign of being the chosen one:
1. You were born on a desert planet with two suns
2. You have an exceptionally high midichlorian count
3. You are the only human who can race pods
4. You can build a protocol droid to help your mom
5. Your master is Obi-Wan Kenobi
6. You are quite good at flying
7. You think spinning is a good trick
8. You are good as recognizing when the fun begins
9. You stand against TikTok and Fortnite
10. You were arguably the hottest Jedi after your duel with Obi-Wan on mustafar
11. You expect General Grievous to be rather tall
If you have experienced these, please feel free to contact the Palpatine Organization, who shows kindness to exceptionally gifted individuals, at darthsidious66@holomail.com or call 1-800-SITH-LORD

Oh my god isnt that me??

All 11 of those describe you?

just 🤣 roflmao

😂 nice pfp by the way

…you like?

Ty for the compliment. Are you asking if I like Rey as a character or that picture?

the image, yes

The image itself is good resolution (not blurry)

definitely 

Did she apply blush to her forehead for some reason?

I would say during battle she garnished that yeah

the makeup and hair are too perfect to have been fresh off battle.

😂 who said anything about just after having such a battle she posed that striking lmao pose, that’s nothing to it?

😆 she didn’t just strike a pose

Idillis:
I believe that is scar tissue

rep, yeah

Scar isn't pleased

mudd alright 😂

lol and such hasteful memes 😂