Lol 😂...nah.. but I sure look forward when Earth will have no need any currency nor buying a thing, but rather its manifested, your desire, since it would only be of an intelligent wholesome aspect, no different than Jesus telling that disciple to go to the sea and grab out of a fish's mouth the coin that he was to give to the tax collector that was nearby. 👍😛🤣
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said,
"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,
"What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered, "My turn for the Teeth."
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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I just learned a dentist up the street from us got arrested for dealing drugs. Just goes to show you how wrong you can be about your neighbors, I’ve been going to this guy for well over ten years, I never knew he was a dentist.
wsswan wrote:
I just learned a dentist up the street from us got arrested for dealing drugs. Just goes to show you how wrong you can be about your neighbors, I’ve been going to this guy for well over ten years, I never knew he was a dentist.
lol I heard that one
roflmao
🤣 lol alright now.... ehh Sam.. is your turn to drop yours here! 👍😂😛
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/whats-your-celebrity-lookalike?page=1
You can't find real humor like this nowadays!
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I've never been a millionaire either but over my life time I've been paid almost 2 million.