We are allowed 7 tags a year as a lifetime license holder. Deer are overpopulated here and we have generous allowance!!!
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🤣 lol have you ever had a nightmare where the dear was hunting you, as you trollaped attempting to escape the Crack of his barrels?
😂 lol I hope not
lmao 🤣
Lol yeah... maybe take an entercom with your next hunting spree and yell that to your prey
On a busy holiday, the zoo manager offers $200 to a worker to act as a gorilla since the real one is sick. Determined to impress his boss, the worker climbs the enclosure and hang from the ceiling of the lion’s den. However, he slips and falls to the floor, just a few feet away from the lion. Scared for his life, he starts screaming for help. Soon, the lion pounces on him and whispers, “Stop talking right now or you’re going to get us both fired.”
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A lady went to the pharmacy and asked to see the head pharmacist. “I need something to poison my husband,” she says.
Shocked, the pharmacists asks, “What? Why would you say that? You should leave now, or I have no choice but to call the police.” The lady reaches for her phone and shows out the pharmacist a few compromising text messages between her husband and the pharmacist’s wife. You see, I’m sorry to say but my husband cheated on me with your wife.”
“Oh well that’s different,” the pharmacist says. “I did not know that you had a prescription.”
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What the sigma
Gen z humor https://www.youtube.com/@GalaxityMemes
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The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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