More trolling 
I am sorry!
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Prove it! Spread your newfound moral enlightenment by banning everyone you can from this community, then leaving yourself:
https://www.chess.com/groups/view/chesscom-troll-university-trollu
And yes, I saw what you did at the end.
i remember once, you swear not to play bullet again.. anyways, that's a good choice. not good, but mostly true.
May 9, 2016
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Robert "No trolling from now on!!*"
*except when I'm sick
May 10, 2016
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#9
I just copied Macer75's april fools joke form a few years ago. And I solemnly swore that I would not not troll--double negative.
Bilbo21 wrote:
Have you noticed within a day, he's started 3 more troll threads?
Yes, I was aware that this was a joke (assuming you're referring to me), however I couldn't resist the opportunity to make fun of his "I'm stopping bullet" blog.
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I just copied Macer75's april fools joke form a few years ago. And I solemnly swore that I would not not troll--double negative.
Plagiarism. Automatic failure. I'm going to have to make you retake all your credits for this semester, and I'm putting a note of this in your permanent record. You're lucky I'm not expelling you outright.
May 10, 2016
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#12
Trolling is an art that does not come to you at a mere whim...I needed to post a troll thread, and thus I did...
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Trolling is an art that does not come to you at a mere whim...I needed to post a troll thread, and thus I did...
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May 10, 2016
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#14
I promised that I would create 7 troll threads this week...at least.
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
I promised that I would create 7 troll threads this week...at least.
why in god's name would you do such a thing
I think if you make such promises there you also NEED to delete this group.
May 10, 2016
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#18
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
Trolling is an art form!
May 10, 2016
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#20
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.
'do not swear' shows your addicted to trolling and desperately need counselling
Yesterday night, as I lay in bed unable to fall asleep, I started thinking about things I had been doing over the course of the day, and I realized that I had spent pretty much all of my free time trolling on chess.com. And that also applied to the day before yesterday, and the day before that, and ...
I had an epiphany of sorts - all of a sudden the question popped into my head - why do I do all this trolling on chess.com? For a while it was fun, but over time it's started to get dull, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Then I thought about all of the people on chess.com who have had to witness my trolling and attempts at trolling and put up with it... and I couldn't help feeling a sense of guilt. And in the end I realized, well, trolling is starting to become dull for me, and for other people it's always been disruptive and annoying... so why am I still doing it? And so, after careful consideration, I've decided to quit trolling.
First off, I would like to offer my most sincere apologies to everyone who has been annoyed or offended by my trolling. I meant no harm, and I'm genuinely sorry if I have caused any. As a sign of both my guilt and my determination to start anew and do something useful with my life, I hereby take the following pledge:
I, Robert_New_Alekhine, hereby solemnly do not swear that starting from today, I will never engage in any activities related to trolling, on chess.com, on any other website or through any other means possible.