I am the World's FOREMOST Troll and YOU know it!

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Anna_kyznetsov

DrSpudnik wrote:

They're not witty at all. That's what makes them funny. Like someone strutting down the street with a long strip of toilet paper stuck to his heel.

Lol owned

Bells_in_the_Night
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Bells_in_the_Night wrote:

who are the best, cleverest, funniest posters?

RNA, no self-nominations, please.

Bah, it has been a long time since my greatest work...

View my thread "A Competition - of Sorts"...you will see true beauty in the amazing cleverness of my subtle writing.  

Ugh. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

You appear desperate and unattractive.

Robert_New_Alekhine
Bells_in_the_Night wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Bells_in_the_Night wrote:

who are the best, cleverest, funniest posters?

RNA, no self-nominations, please.

Bah, it has been a long time since my greatest work...

View my thread "A Competition - of Sorts"...you will see true beauty in the amazing cleverness of my subtle writing.  

Ugh. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.

You appear desperate and unattractive.

The first impression of a troll is usually like that.

After all, who would like this guy:

bestpony

Totally agree. Stock images are the worst.

AlCzervik
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Bells_in_the_Night wrote:

who are the best, cleverest, funniest posters?

RNA, no self-nominations, please.

Bah, it has been a long time since my greatest work...

you write that as if any of your "work" is considered great.

stick to your troll groups where you kiss each others asses when one tells another they read something that doesn't make sense to them, and, therefore, it's not to your collective low standards.

stick to the knock knock jokes amongst yourselves.

DrSpudnik

Pull my finger!

Robert_New_Alekhine
AlCzervik wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Bells_in_the_Night wrote:

who are the best, cleverest, funniest posters?

RNA, no self-nominations, please.

Bah, it has been a long time since my greatest work...

you write that as if any of your "work" is considered great.

stick to your troll groups where you kiss each others asses when one tells another they read something that doesn't make sense to them, and, therefore, it's not to your collective low standards.

stick to the knock knock jokes amongst yourselves.

But being a troll means being slightly pathetic, slightly attention-seeking, slightly arrogant, and slighty humorous.

MarcoBR444

Trolls are so important to mankind then they are making a hommage in the upcoming movie (it is REAL):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_%28film%29

Robert_New_Alekhine

I am now a 12.1 troll.

HessianWarrior
kaynight wrote:

I'm so sad...look at me!!!!! I am the greatest.... It's a funny old world.

Oh come on you sound as pathetic as these two clowns now.

HessianWarrior
kaynight wrote:

Thank you.

You're welcome. They didn't get what you were saying I guess?

pestebalcanica

Yep, but we are missing the trick. Does it fit? Does shorty ever get to count that trick? Not that I know. You have either a short position or a long position. One way or another 6 times 4 gives always 24. How to have 26 hours in a 24 hour day anyway? How to have 48 hours in a 24 hour day? By doubling rates after 9 hours, granted that you are short of money, and you value your king as a single,  your superior as empty pockets, and all of the above despite the fact that queen mother always double takes.

HessianWarrior
pestebalcanica wrote:

Yep, but we are missing the trick. Does it fit? Does shorty ever get to count that trick? Not that I know. You have either a short position or a long position. One way or another 6 times 4 gives always 24. How to have 26 hours in a 24 hour day anyway? How to have 48 hours in a 24 hour day? By doubling rates after 9 hours, granted that you are short of money, and you value your king as a single,  your superior as empty pockets, and all of the above despite the fact that queen mother always double takes.

Okay Bob and Marco when you can troll like this clown you will know you are in the big leagues. Until then you guys are only in the little leagues.

bunicula

chesster3145

I vote for BlargDragon. That Smuckers post was something else.

pestebalcanica

I'm sure you can squeeze something out of serials.something and a few torrents, be it with tor or with a paid vpn service ( free is not safe, paid is not safe either but better than free ) or some random anonymous proxies in your terminal, wider is better.

macer75
chesster3145 wrote:

I vote for BlargDragon. That Smuckers post was something else.

Wrong thread. The poll is here:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/a-poll-about-something

incorrectname

Rip robert 2012-2016

shadowcat53

Since you've dug this corpse up...a sing along.. .

macer75
incorrectname wrote:

Rip robert 2012-2016

He will be missed.

He most likely came back to chess.com shortly afterwards under a different username, and is still active now, but still, he will be missed.