I am the World's FOREMOST Troll and YOU know it!

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

I notice that none of the people who claimed to be the best troll are posting here. Probably scared out of their wits. 

I think they're trolling you by avoiding your bait post 

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That ain't trolling, ms.poony. 

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

That ain't trolling, ms.poony. 

Rob, you never really troll. Name one person youve made angry with your posts.

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@ Anna   I never get pissed about other peoples posts. If I can turn it around on the clown I will, and if I can't I go back to playing my games or post on other threads. It's not a big effing deal.

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Anna_kyznetsov wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

That ain't trolling, ms.poony. 

Rob, you never really troll. Name one person youve made angry with your posts.

That be Type Two Trolling, mister. We ain't doing that in TrollU. 

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Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

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Are you sure it wasn't IQ, Carla Magnusson?

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Specifically, those who have an IQ between 0 and 25 are idiots; IQs between 26 and 50 are considered imbeciles; and those who have an IQ between 51 and 70 are considered morons.

No mention of age.

Note: The top reference is for all trolls and not directed at any indivdual.

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Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right. 

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molo1 wrote:

you are an average troll. some things you say are funny. others not so.

Some things I mean to be funny, others not so much.

Average troll goes a long way on chess.com. 

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
molo1 wrote:

you are an average troll. some things you say are funny. others not so.

Somethings I mean to be funny, others not so much.

Average troll goes a long way on chess.com. 

So what you are saying is you like being an average troll so you can stay on chess.com without getting your ass kicked off and have to create another account and lose all your other activities. 

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Polka Dots And Moonbeams.   ...  .   .

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HessianWarrior wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
molo1 wrote:

you are an average troll. some things you say are funny. others not so.

Somethings I mean to be funny, others not so much.

Average troll goes a long way on chess.com. 

So what you are saying is you like being an average troll so you can stay on chess.com without getting your ass kicked off and have to create another account and lose all your other activities. 

On chess.com, I am far from average. 

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[Citation needed]

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
molo1 wrote:

you are an average troll. some things you say are funny. others not so.

Somethings I mean to be funny, others not so much.

Average troll goes a long way on chess.com. 

So what you are saying is you like being an average troll so you can stay on chess.com without getting your ass kicked off and have to create another account and lose all your other activities. 

On chess.com, I am far from average. 

I know you are a smart chess guy but you just want to be an average troll so you can keep your account.  

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badenwurtca wrote:

Well I think that being world-class at anything is a great honour. I guess way back many years ago when I lived out in the country I should have practiced a lot more with the " Frozen Cow-pie Throwing " ( speaking of great honours ). Hey I coulda been a Contender !   lol.  

At least you are not a Cow Pie inhaler bw.

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right. 

Agreed. Laughing

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macer75 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right. 

Agreed.

Which is proof that you are too young. The only way to do it right is to not do it at all.

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bestpony wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right. 

Agreed.

Which is proof that you are too young. The only way to do it right is to not do it at all.

"Troll" shouldn't be a pejorative classification always.

To me "troll" means attention getter.

Sometimes their content is funny and witty, and it makes my day a little lighter.

That kind of troll is okay by me, and uncommon here.

Then you got the other kind who mainly just wants attention but doesn't have a clue as to how to be clever or worthy.

We have plenty of those, unfortunately.

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Tungsten_DinnerMint wrote:
bestpony wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right. 

Agreed.

Which is proof that you are too young. The only way to do it right is to not do it at all.

"Troll" shouldn't be a pejorative classification always.

To me "troll" means attention getter.

Sometimes their content is funny and witty, and it makes my day a little lighter.

That kind of troll is okay by me, and uncommon here.

Then you got the other kind who mainly just wants attention but doesn't have a clue as to how to be clever or worthy.

We have plenty of those, unfortunately.

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