I am the World's FOREMOST Troll and YOU know it!
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Has anybody said "Cram it clown" yet?
LOL @ Nikprit ! 
Jun 26, 2016
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#104
HessianWarrior wrote:
Has anybody said "Cram it clown" yet?
they probably misunderstood
Jun 26, 2016
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#105
Nikprit wrote:
There comes a time, in every Trolls life when he needs to break from the shackles that bind him. Known as 'troll freedom', Marco aka The King of Patzers & for some The King of Trolls has reached that crossroads.
Perhaps, the only Troll in history that has leap frogged from a level 5 troll to a level 13 troll. Some would say outwitting, out trolling his former tutor was an act of trolling magic. Marco has become a legend, nay a SuperTroll.
In the art of trolling, Marco is known as the best of the best, only he is better than that even.
May all lesser trolls give respect to Marco, Super Troll, King of the Patzers, Chess Oscar winner & the teacher of troll teachers.
This level must be given by the TrollU Committee, not by regular chess.com members. Marco and you can think whatever you like, but this is not an official title and will not be recognized.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
bestpony wrote:
Marco, congratulations on your level 12 trolling title! With your new rise to power, may I suggest a change you could put in motion right away to bring on immediate trolling success?
1. Abolish all of TrollU, remove your meaningless hiarchy system and forever bury this self-glorifying trolling movement underground, so nobody has to hear of it again. I expect a 63% reduction in cringing experienced globally across the site, within 24 hours of the commencement of this action.
Actually point 1 all we need. Good luck!
1. Only the TrollU Comittee has the power to give titles. Marco is in danger of forfeiting his trollu membership as he is often claiming to be a Level 12 troll.
2. The TrollU Commitee does not see fit to make MarcoBR444 a Level 12 troll, as he far from meets the requirements.
And TrollU, just like every other university, has been closed for the summer. It will reopen in the fall.
wow! I was notified by TROLLU COMMITEE!!
I AM TROLLING THE TROLLU !!!
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MarcoBR444 Trolling InvestigationReply
6/26/16 @ 12:29 PM
Friends Since Nov 4, 2015
MarcoBR444,
This Official Message from the TrollU Commitee is to warn you that you are in danger of forfeiting your rights as a troll and in danger of losing your membership in the Chess.com Troll University.
The Commitee has found that your Trolling Level is that of a Level 4/5 Troll. This title is not official as you have not yet graduated from the above-mentioned University.
However, you have made several members of chess.com incorrectly believe that your trolling level is much higher than of a less-than-average troll. You, against the laws of the Chess.com Troll University, have claimed to be a Level 12 troll.
This "title" has led to your achievement of the Chess Oscar and has many other repercussions. While the TrollU Commitee does not have the power to remove the titles you have achieved outside the group, we are suggesting that you give this title to a more deserving candidate.
Your actions as of recent have been against the laws of TrollU and the normal course of action in such cases is the expulsion from the university. However, as this is a first-time offense, and as you are a friend of several of the members of the TrollU Comittee, we have decided to let you off with a warning and the stripping of all official and unofficial Trolling Achievements that you received.
You can also not reapply for a trolling title over the courses of one (1) month. Please remember that if you consider your Trolling Level to be higher than your stated one, the first person to contact is Robert_New_Alekhine.
The above is in accordance to the decisions of the TrollU Commitee and the laws of the Chess.com Troll University.
If you have any more questions about what is acceptable and what is unacceptable for a troll, please contact Robert_New_Alekhine.
With best wishes for your further studies in trolling,
The TrollU Commitee
Ok, so I guess this is the background to what's happening on Robert's other thread right now.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
Bilbo21 wrote:
that letter is too (2) long.
That means I AM TROLLING THE TROLLU !!!
Then I am A LEVEL 13 TROLL!!
Is that a violation of TrollU laws? Claiming to have a title that doesn't exist in TrollU?
Jun 26, 2016
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#110
FINAL STANDINGS FROM THE ULTIMATE HALL OF FAME:
Standings:
MSC157: 4
Robert_New_Alekhine: 7
neverland_creature: 0
TheBlunderfulPlayer: 0
mromanian: 1
Kaynight: 4
Arjun316694: 3
VenomousPride: 0
Jamess1011011: 0
pam234: 0
petrikeckman: 1
MarcoBR444: 1
Atomic_Rift: 1
GuessWhoIAm: 0
17rileyc: 0
NomadicKnight: 1
Batgirl: 2
Since one member was removed, I have decided to induct one more member who finished with 9 points:
Trysts: 0
These are the latest rankings I had available.
The Previous Hall of Fame had me second with 28 votes vs. MSC's 63. Everything is fair here.
HERE IN OFF TOPIC TO AVOID DELETING:
Official Troll Poll: VOTE FOR THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM
Jun 26, 2016
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#112
the only truly successful troll who makes up titles and gives em out for cash
HERE IN OFF TOPIC TO AVOID DELETING:
Official Troll Poll: VOTE FOR THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/official-troll-poll-vote-for-the-best-troll-of-chesscom?lc=1#last_comment
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Yes, that is, as Marco well knows.
But if the title in question doesn't exist in TrollU, then you're not really pretending to have a TrollU title that you don't actually have, right? So I don't really think that's a violation - of TrollU laws at least. If Marco is in another group where the "Level 13 Troll" title exists, then he might be violating the rules of that group, but it wouldn't be the job of the TrollU Committee to look into the violation.
MarcoBR444 wrote:
HERE IN OFF TOPIC TO AVOID DELETING:
Official Troll Poll: VOTE FOR THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/official-troll-poll-vote-for-the-best-troll-of-chesscom?lc=1#last_comment
The mods really don't like you at the moment.
Jun 26, 2016
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#116
ALL Official Trolling Titles are given by TrollU, not by other groups.
macer75 wrote:
MarcoBR444 wrote:
HERE IN OFF TOPIC TO AVOID DELETING:
Official Troll Poll: VOTE FOR THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/official-troll-poll-vote-for-the-best-troll-of-chesscom?lc=1#last_comment
The mods really don't like you at the moment.
yes, deleted again.
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Let's vote here in this thread:
POLL : THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM.
Regarding to the requests from the thread below
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-know-who-the-best-chess-player-in-history-is?page=1
it is needed a poll to elect THE BEST TROLL OF CHESS.COM.
HERE THE CANDIDATES, in aleatory order:
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1 - MarcoBR444: The King of Patzers; won the First Chess Oscar for his wonderful threads and PAWN PUSHER series. See his threads in the link:
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/MarcoBR444
2 - ERIK: created Chess.com, the most trolling site of all history. Created a very trolling thread and, by trolling, closed it without a nice reason (wonderful troll):
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/erik-from-chess-com-here-ask-me-almost-anything
See Erik's content:
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/erik?page=1
3 - Kaynight: GAWWD!! A very known troll, just saying. Keek.
4 - Batgirl: a lovely troll. If chess is all about trolling your opponent, who writes nice articles about chess is a troll also!!
5 - Newengland7: if you do not vote for him, he will block you.
6 - Robert_New_Alekhine: lost a historical game for MarcoBR444: https://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=122653512
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/Robert_New_Alekhine
7 - (deleted by request of the candidate).
8 - Bilbo21 : made a nice trolling thread:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess960-chess-variants/troll-chess-2
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/Bilbo21
9 - Macer75: another very known troll:
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/macer75
10 - Bestpony: trolling with Japanese Mangas:
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/bestpony
11 - Joseph_Truelson: the TRUE troll. Because of his last name TROLLU admitted him as a student.
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/Joseph_Truelson
12 - kingofshedinjas: one of the most active trolls of chess.com
https://www.chess.com/members/view_content/kingofshedinjas
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According to my study in the thread below, EVERY chess.com active forum user can be elect, because I noticed that 90% of them are trolls:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/chess-is-all-about-trolling-your-opponent-my-conclusion-and-i-have-proofs
So, if you are not in the list above, you can request this. Just write the proofs (your trolling threads) and you will be in the list).
LET THE VOTING BEGIN!
Jun 26, 2016
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#120
Marco, this is a good idea and I will consider it, but all the trolls have to be level 10 or above and so Joseph_Truelson, You, Batgirl, Newengland7, Erik, Nikprit and MarcoBR444 thus do not qualify.
And Please don't vote in my thread. If the Trolling Committee wishes to create something like this, they will start a thread. In addition, mods forbid it as they have already deleted your thread twice.