I can solve almost any life problem

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Any?

My life sucks

I'm dead. Solve that

#5 this is my ghost

#7 but I'm stuck on earth and want be reborn

My friend is leaving the school but I want to be better friends with he/her, but I only have like less than 100 days to do that and we can only meet for like 5 minutes in school

#12 dang it. Then I better sabotage people

#14 thanks, that was what my brain was telling me in a more complicated way

I have this problem not eating well enough. I just don't like spending the time to eat. Please help me. I'm getting weaker and weaker.

Ok thanks. I will.

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my mom crashed into a wall and died of wallphoris and my dad keeps on hitting me with the back of a steering wheel
pls help

I haven’t been impressed with your recent advices given. You said that you could solve ALMOST any world problem, but you’re 0/2 so far.

Was this just for advertisement purposes?

my chess uscf is not 20,000 yet.