Don't worry. Take these easy steps, and you will no longer be A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L.
1. Get plane ticket
2. Board the plane
3. Jump out of plane
I don't want to be A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L!!!
Sort:
or:
1. Get a car
2 Drive off nearest cliff
Go wheels up on a runway and get a ticket that's a one-way.
(I'll give you 10 trophys if you can tell me where I got that line)
May 9, 2016
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#5
Well...some guy told me that I was A_L_I_V_E, the troll...and I found that I didn't want to be! All great suggestions guys...I'll try all of them.
May 9, 2016
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#7
Panzerkampfwagen_V wrote:
Use a toliet to drown yourself.
Already tried that...didn't work.
First I used the toilet, then I jumped into the toilet and tried to go down the drain...well, I was too fat. But I was trapped under the toilet seat! So I pushed it up with my shoulders and tried to go back up (I can't drown myself as easily if I can't go down the drain) and they fell on me and knocked me unconconcious. I woke up to find I had swallowed all of the toilet water...and other things...and my stomach wasn't feeling well.
May 9, 2016
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#10
Panzerkampfwagen_V wrote:
You went to the wrong one. The suicide one has lava in it.
A toilet with lava?
May 9, 2016
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#11
logozar wrote:
Er...and what does that have to do with anything?
Quijerbijin about it. Do something good for someone, make them feel good. Good deads will make you...? Be a selfless good moral human. We need more of that. Turn off the TV. Do these types of things then come back with a forum post about how "YOU" helped or changed someones life for the better. Be a mentor and teach children to play chess or something positive. This "WILL" make you want to live and change for the better of all. But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil.
May 10, 2016
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#13
- Get a jetpack
- go to nearest mountain
- fly with jetpack
- wait until fuel is over
May 10, 2016
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#14
Jump in bath, drop electric radio in it, while playing music, great way to go
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
logozar wrote:
Er...and what does that have to do with anything?
For some reason the forum made me think of this.
Random I know, but I see you posting random things quite often
May 10, 2016
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#16
superdrewe53 wrote:
Jump in bath, drop electric radio in it, while playing music, great way to go
xD
get a knife, cut your carpus!
one more, any high bridge there? fall down there!
May 10, 2016
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#19
Harish73 wrote:
Get a jetpack go to nearest mountain fly with jetpack wait until fuel is over
That's a bit expensive.
I checked my temperature. I checked my blood pressure. I checked my heartbeat. I checked everything! Yes, there's no doubt about it, I am Alive and Well!
But, the problem is, I don't want to be A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L! I've found those Type Two trolls too sickly for my liking...please help chess.com! I don't want to be A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L!!