i have 10 toes. yay for me!

why isn't chess.com giving me an award or free membership or some other kind of handout?  it wasn't easy keeping my 10 toes intact all these years - it took a lot of hard work and perseverance.  where is the love and appreciation, chess.com?

please disregard that a bunny actually has 18 toes.

Nice to you. What are you planning to do with membership. 

thank you kind sir.  perhaps grow more toes?  the sky is the limit.

Your balance of symmetry will be disturbed. That's why biologically you are not provided more toes. 

but i'm talented and special.  biology shouldn't matter.  as long as i believe ...

what toes ? 

But we are talking about biologically grown toes. And not about muscles. You should happy with how many toes you got

those digits on your feet. what do you call them?

that's what my parents told me but i want more.

Wells you can get more girls, more money. 

Do you want to be tiktok sensations, then why you need more

because more is better.

I like pancakes

I too want blonde skin. 

and all you have to do is believe

Reinhold Messer has only 3 toes (left). So, good for you to have 10!

thank you. my friends tell me i'm an over-achiever

Good job

thank you.  so do you folks think chess.com will reward me with a free membership or at least a t-shirt?  i think orange suits me best.

Maybe add a rabbit on it

Don’t tell bunny secrets. Now everyone knows they have 18 toes… this information has been hidden for years.