I kicked a snowman in an elevator because I'm only in it for the good times.

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ewwww

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Laughing

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YES!! I know, that bad! PURE HOPELESS ME!!!!!

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Tell me where ya live, bro. :P LOL

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guys, one word: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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Ahhhh!!!!! I live in Can't Control Myself, Nonexistant County, 51st State, Divided States! OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

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LOL, sounds painful! You would have fallen very hard in a bathroom because Big Stupid your leader said to...

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Probably would have gotten a punch in the gut from the football player, too. lol

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yeah...

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I licked my cellphone in a hole because I'm a winner and i can do what i want

That is soooooooo weird! LOL

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You LICKED your CELLPHONE?! Surprised

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i sang to a ninja in your bathroom because i think i need some serious help.

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I jumped on a smurf on a roof because the voices told me to.

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i sang to a ninja in your bathroom because it sounded like a good idea.

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_Jellyfish_ wrote:

Yeah, so here's how it works...

Pick the month you were born, then the date you were born, the last number of the year you were born, and then the color shirt you're wearing. Copy and paste into a sentance and post.

 

January--I kicked

February--I hugged 

March--I karate chopped 

April--I licked

May--I jumped on 

June--I danced with

July--I did the Macarena With

August--I had lunch with 

September--I sang to

October--I smelled 

November--I yelled at 

December--I ran over

_________________________

1---a monster 

2---a birdbath 

3---a phone

4---a fork 

5---a snowman 

6---a nun

7---my cell phone

8---my dog 

9---my best friend 

10---my neighbor 

11---my science teacher

12---a banana

13---a baseball bat

14---a stuffed animal

15---a goat

16---a pickle

17---your mom

18---a spoon

19---a Smurf

20---a fireman

21---a ninja

22---Chuck Norris

23---a noodle

24---a squirrel

25---a troll

26---my sister

27---my boss

28---a homeless guy

29---a surfer

30---a football player

 31---a llama

______________________________

1 --in my car

2 --on a motorcycle

3 --in a hole

4 --under your bed

5 --on your car

6 --on a roof 

7 --in an elevator 

8 --at the dinner table 

9 --in line at the bank

 0 --in your bathroom

_________________________________

White-----because I'm cool like that.

Black------because I felt like it.

Pink------because I'm only in it for the good times.

Red-----because the voices told me to.

Blue-----because I'm a winner and I do what I want.

Green---because I think I need some serious help.

Purple---because I'm AWESOME!

Grey----because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. 

Yellow----because someone offered me 20 dollars

Orange ---because I saw it on the Internet.

Brown----because I can.

Other---because it sounded like a good idea.

 None----because I can't control myself.

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I hugged my dog in a hole because the. Voices told me to.

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I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

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i sang to a ninja in your bathroom because I'm AWESOME!

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I had lunch with a snowman in my car because it sounded like a good idea.