I need to kill myself!

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ilikewindmills
To all of you reading this, 'myself' is the code name for someone who's name I cannot share due to naming and shaming policies. Myself is so annoying that I need to kill it.
ilikewindmills
Does anyone know any good ways to kill myself?
Betluca
hello, are you ok? what is happening with you?
Betluca

i am not so good in english but i can understand a bit

Diakonia

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ilikewindmills
Guys, 'myself' is a cricket. I need to kill it.
ilikewindmills
How do you kill crickets easily?
AlCzervik

get 20 lizards as pets and they'll find it.

ilikewindmills
I don't have a license to own reptiles.
ilovewingbills
I'm a cricket!!!
AlCzervik

say "beetlejuice" three times.

president_max

just wait.  it'll happen eventually ...

carolina0509L

this call my atention...........i would like to understand it better

Blutschurke

I love you Jajaja

Blutschurke
keek
Blutschurke
I am sorry. I thought you are talking about "be yourself"
Blutschurke
I ohmm I , I mean , cause I had a shitty day too. I am sorry.
AlCzervik
kaynight wrote:

Memo to self... Charge guys who use my material. Just saying.

you might be the most self-absorbed person i have encountered.

piss off, and take your keeks with you. 

continue writing memos to yourself between the times you stare at yourself in the mirror.

ilikewindmills
Keek
lofina_eidel_ismail
ilikewindmills wrote:
Keek

u are in SEAL Team 4, aren't u? I have got trash to take out!

[refer to CIA's code book 📚 for trash, laundry, grocery shopping 🏬 , walking 🚶 the dog 🐩 ]