I think I’m addicted to Weetabix.

Whenever I go to sleep at night, I’m thinking of my breakfast Weetabix. Whenever I eat my breakfast Weetabix, I think about my next bowl. Whenever I’m eating my next bowl, I’m thinking of my lunch Weetabix. Whenever I’m eating my lunch Weetabix, I’m thinking about my dinner Weetabix. Whenever I’m eating my dinner Weetabix, I’m thinking about dreaming of Weetabix. Am I addicted? These are my favourites:

May I suggest that you get addicted to corn flakes as well?

I have a solution.

Don't be addicted to Weetabix.

Become Weetabix!

Okay, lets be real, the actual Corn Flakes™ are simply despicable....

Surely you're misinterpreting my message for special K flakes, right?