I will NOT wear a hijab

Nikprit wrote :
If you are too chicken or techno daft - I will understand bud, no worries .
I did not take too kindly to this.
Agreed, I am a bit carried away with this v3 being forced on us. v3 is simply not usable on my only option of a Android phone app. After 6 years I'll be leaving. I am no chicken nor techno daft. Good chess bud.

We're having a Halloween party. Hijab is mandatory for all. There's a protest. It made the local news. The organizers are being called every name imaginable.All the men are out competing for the perfect fit. One lady is heading the revolt. She's not married. I have not a clue why.

besides hijabs, this thread has:
1) Babaji
2) Nuns
3) Pikachu
4) Ketchup
5) McDonalds/Burgers
6) Bacon
7) Stingray
8) Recipe for rabbit
9) Chinese food
10) Aztecs
I could be missing a few, and if I did, I apologize
A surprisingly focused thread, I think!

Md's final words drifted through the desert & the southern states, across the Atlantic & I swear I heard him say last night, these words, carried by a chilly jet stream wind:


sock it to him Melvin. Mdlunchface has closed his account buddy. He will probably open a sock puppet account though. Rumour has it, his feet had issues over something or another, best he pull his socks up over that one.

besides hijabs, this thread has:
1) Babaji
2) Nuns
3) Pikachu
4) Ketchup
5) McDonalds/Burgers
6) Bacon
7) Stingray
8) Recipe for rabbit
9) Chinese food
10) Aztecs
I could be missing a few, and if I did, I apologize
UPDATE:
11) Socks

darn that's it?
boy I sure had higher expectation that this.
things I expected:
A) insults
B) egotistical taunts
C) put downs
D) subtle under the radar racism, sexism
and all we got was a lousy few posts about burgers and stuff... I want my money back.

did someone say BURGERS !!!!!!!
Americans, and it's always the Americans
Address:
800 W Randolph Street
Chicago, Illinois
https://theburgerguide.com/worlds-best-burgers?page=10

more burgers. [weary sigh]
well , I suppose so long as they ARE good burgers.... Cuz, Americans are sick and tired of the same ole stuff. in survey after survey we have pleaded with politicians!... and nothing gets done
oops did I get political? my bad. I trumped up
now can we get back to the insults?

darn that's it?
boy I sure had higher expectation that this.
things I expected:
A) insults
B) egotistical taunts
C) put downs
D) subtle under the radar racism, sexism
and all we got was a lousy few posts about burgers and stuff... I want my money back.
Looks like bullet points for a potential script to me.
I'll give it a shot off the top of my head.
a) Insults - I see the high testosterone level has lowered since Md abdicated his throne, now we have the Great Patzer insulting us.
b) Egotistical taunts - see a above & c & d below
c & d) Put downs/Subtle - problem with the ex colonialists is that they have a rebelious side to their nature. They never seem to abide by the rules you impose upon them.
You look nice in those glasses sweetheart (sexism)

You look nice in those glasses sweetheart (sexism)
this one-line, so made my day, I am in tears now[note the smiley]

Socks are amazing. My feet get cold very easily, so over the past few years I've built up a small collection of warm and comfy socks. I have long socks, short socks, striped socks, super soft and stretchy socks, fluffy socks, wool boot socks, socks with foxes, socks with unicorns, socks with dinosaurs, and plain old athletic socks.