I will turn you into a marketable plushie


NOOOOOO DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHI-
Presenting: The all-new RandomChessPlayer62 plushie! He has a removable chess square cushion, soft as the plushie itself. The plush is soft and squishable. Is that a cute marketable blush, or is it the blood of his enemies? Who knows! Buy him now for just 10.99!