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shadowcat53

   I wwwwwonder...If man is 5......if the devil is 6....then God is seven...and this monkeys gone to Heaven.

BISHOP_e3

We are the 801

shadowcat53

You have a future.  Maybe God himself is lost and needs help.

BISHOP_e3

Foolish speculations are not taken in this department. Please advance to pre-admittance for theoretical inquiries.

shadowcat53

Can't..my whole barn went up in smoke...act of God.But I will fill out the forms and stand in the inquiries line .

BISHOP_e3

We have special medication for insurance agents. I have authorized your tablets. The nurse will see you shortly.

shadowcat53

Don't particularly like short nurses , but I will put with one who resembles Hidegard von Bingen...but a little less beefy, please.

BISHOP_e3

You may request specific kinds of nurses AFTER you are admitted. In the meantime you will accept the nurse assigned to you...

MEXIMARTINI

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT NURSE RATCHED!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!

shadowcat53

Don't know about signage on nurses,   but I'm interested in the  "Trepanation" aspect of modern medicine , but pleeease don't even mention the "Babylonian skull cure" makes me itch......hmmm three words.....down demons down...

BISHOP_e3

Please, simply advance to pre-admittance and take the tabs the nurse gives you. Once you've filled out the forms and IF you are admitted, you will be asked further questions by Father Karras...



shadowcat53

You missed the attached note.  Scepticism will make you indifferent and errors will lead you astray.

BISHOP_e3

On the contrary, we have read your file. We are not sceptical, however we do not use trepanation. We do not have the equipment to engage in such an invasive procedure. Would you like to go elsewhere for treatment?

shadowcat53

No, but I insist on bringing , an assassin, , Jesus , Pontius Piliate and a black cat, with a naked witch.

BISHOP_e3

The nurse said you refused your meds...why?

shadowcat53

Oh, I had no problem with Professor Wolands' tincture of mecury and animal dung , but here we must pause to mention the personal hygiene of some of your staff, especially the short nurse with the so called signage, this was brought to my attention by the naked witchs' cat Behemoth,a little water and soap go a long way,I will say no more on that subject.

BISHOP_e3

I have notified our staff of your accusations. They will conduct a thorough investigation into this matter.

You will have to wait until we determine if your accusations are true or false  to be admitted (or not). Please go back to your home. Don't call us---We'll call you.

shadowcat53

I had nothing to say, so I said nothing.

BISHOP_e3

Mr. Shadowcat,

We are refusing you access to our facility. 

Regards,

Administrator Salami On Rye