I wonder.


I wwwwwonder...If man is 5......if the devil is 6....then God is seven...and this monkeys gone to Heaven.

Foolish speculations are not taken in this department. Please advance to pre-admittance for theoretical inquiries.

Can't..my whole barn went up in smoke...act of God.But I will fill out the forms and stand in the inquiries line .

We have special medication for insurance agents. I have authorized your tablets. The nurse will see you shortly.

Don't particularly like short nurses , but I will put with one who resembles Hidegard von Bingen...but a little less beefy, please.

You may request specific kinds of nurses AFTER you are admitted. In the meantime you will accept the nurse assigned to you...

Don't know about signage on nurses, but I'm interested in the "Trepanation" aspect of modern medicine , but pleeease don't even mention the "Babylonian skull cure" makes me itch......hmmm three words.....down demons down...

Please, simply advance to pre-admittance and take the tabs the nurse gives you. Once you've filled out the forms and IF you are admitted, you will be asked further questions by Father Karras...


On the contrary, we have read your file. We are not sceptical, however we do not use trepanation. We do not have the equipment to engage in such an invasive procedure. Would you like to go elsewhere for treatment?

No, but I insist on bringing , an assassin, , Jesus , Pontius Piliate and a black cat, with a naked witch.

Oh, I had no problem with Professor Wolands' tincture of mecury and animal dung , but here we must pause to mention the personal hygiene of some of your staff, especially the short nurse with the so called signage, this was brought to my attention by the naked witchs' cat Behemoth,a little water and soap go a long way,I will say no more on that subject.