If I have one cookie

I wasn’t smart enough to slow down for any of my fifty games today, and when I was smart enough I lost on time 

but actually yes

If you play every day then some days be like that

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That's me, but I enjoy cleaning but my mom doesn't call it "clean".

What the what now 

It's what you say in substance, not form... but I'm guessing you don't understand this explanation either.

By the way, your account is pretty new... so I should tell you that I'm mean to all sorts of kids, not just you, so don't take it personally.

I'll go away soon enough, and you kids can get back to spamming question marks, or whatever it is you do.

You can't call someone a kid if you still think your mom jokes are funny 

X to doubt 

hmhm yes you are very good at bullying 

You're definitely not.

You're definitely not.

Don't blame me for your own shortcommings.

You make dumb statements, you make false statements, and you don't understand my replies...

... I'm not pompous, it's just the natural consequence of working with what I'm given... and like I said, don't take it personally, I'll go away soon enough and you can spam garbage with the rest of the kiddos.

I just noticed, you put two spaces after the end of a sentence. Maybe you are really old... that's how they used to teach typing, a long before these kids were born.

I'm not aiming for anything positive when I post like this. I think a better end to your post would be:

"They spit in people's faces, but they don't have one shred of remorse for doing so."

It's a habit for people who are 40 years old or older.

Kids who learned to type on their phones at age 8 don't do that stuff... in fact they tend not to use sentences, whole words, or punctuation at all.

That's what I just said.

Try to keep up.

Heh.

Ok, I'll acknowledge that you're pretty old.

Unfortunately people at either end of the age spectrum have the same sort of problem...

It's called an ellipsis mr writer man.