Spoon? The kitchen utensils were planning a secret dinner party, but then the spoon spilled the beans. 
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Apr 26, 2025
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#42
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
Cuz he wanted to see time flyyyyy
May 29, 2025
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#50
“I bet you ten bucks you can’t name two things that hold water”
”well, dam”
I use to be married to a meteorologist, but it kept raining so I divorced her. 
A waiter ask a man at a restaurant "how would you like your steak"? The man says, "like winning an argument with my wife". Rare it is says the waiter. 
Jul 7, 2025
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#58
“This bed offers temperature controls, it is orientable in every direction, and it is soft as a cloud while being firm enough to be comfortable! Would you like to buy it?”
“I’m not sure, let me sleep on it”
“I’m not sure, let me sleep on it”
Jul 8, 2025
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#59
Q : What do you call a monitor lizard trained to use a portable toilet?
A : a commode-o-dragon!
Q: What do you call a toilet full of frogs?
A: Ribbity Toilet
This is just the beginning!