Illuminati confirmed [game]

"Pneumonultraomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is the longest official word in the English dictionary. You know what else is long? Our lives. The meaning of life is debated between philosophers. A philosopher's degree in college is called a ph.d . ph.d full form is Doctor of Philosophy. You know where you see doctors? The hospital. Why do most people today go to the hospital for? Covid test. Covid has a highger chance of killing you if you are a senior. "Senior" has 6 letters. So does "circle." What is shaped like a circle? An eye. the Illuminati is an eye in a triangle. Therefore, Pneumonultraomicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is Illuminati CONFIRMED. (this might be the hardest one i did so far 😵)

yer nose

Thx. And,

The symbol of Antidisestablishmentarianism has a part that kinda looks like a "Y". Y is a homophone for "why". When might we say "why"? When we are asking something. Who do we ask? People with knowledge. You gain knowledge by reading books. Books are found in the library. The world's oldest known Library is in Iraq. Currently, who is a friendly trade partner with Iraq? Egypt. The Illuminati symbol is the missing part of a Pyramid. Egypt is famous for tis pyramids. Therefore, Antidisestablishmentarianism is Illuminati confirmed!

"yer" is Turkish for "place". So, yer nose = place nose. Where would you want to place your nose? Somewhere that smells good. What smells good? Flowers (rip ppl like me with allergies >:/ ) . Where might you find flowers? In a field. A field is most commonly said as a soccer field. "soccer" has 6 letters. Remember that. What do you play soccer with? Your foot. A foot is only a unit of measurement in America. "America" has 7 letters. 7*6=42. The U.S launched its first air raid on Japan in (19)42. 19= nineteen. "Nineteen" has 8 letters. So does "triangle". Illuminati is a circle inside a triangle. Therefore, yer nose is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

6-4+7+1 =10.

Illuminati has 10 letters. Therefore, 6471 is illuminati confirmed.

lol

Ok imma do it but it will take a long time lol

Vassily Ivanchuk's father, Mykhaylo Vasylovych Ivanchuk . His name has 26 letters. in it. His wife, Alisa Galliamova 's name has 15 letters in it. 26*15 = 390. 390 = 140 +250 . 140 = 70*2. 70 + 250 = 320 . 3:20 or near that time is the end time for most schools. In school, you learn academics. "Academics" has 9 letters. 9 is 6 upside down. "letters" upside down makes nonsense that no-one can understand. You know what else is nonsense? Rants. You know who had a nice rant? Tigran Petrosian ( https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/j3h741/chess_grandmaster_accused_of_cheating_responds/ ) . Tigran plays chess. There are 64 squares on a chess board. Bobby Fischer died at age 64. Fischer is a homophone to fisher. Fishers catch fish, but they need a license first. You know what else you need a license to do? Driving a car. "Car" has 3 letters. A triangle has 3 sides. The Illuminati is a circle eye in a triangle. Therefore, Ivanchuk's family .exe is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

i have not done any recent iq tests

Q is a homophone for "cue". You cue for someone to begin something. "Begin" has 5 letters. Remember that. "begin". Where can gin be found? At a bar. Another definition of bar is a candy bar. What type of candy bar is the most popular? Bars from mars, the most overused rap line.  "Rap" has 3 letters. A homophone for rap is "wrap". "Wrap" has 4 letters. (5-4)3 =3. The Illuminati has 3 sides. Therefore, Q Is illuminati confirmed.

It seems as you have decrypted your own puzzle already, congratulations!

Do my username: Vibhansh_Alok

Wow this is crazy. Tell me something about parallel universes. Or the bottom of the ocean

"Vibhansh" has 8 letters. "Alok" has 4 letters. 8 is a homophone for ate. How can you discover what you ate? By remembering the PAST. Past is a homophone for "passed". Where would you pass something? In sports, you pass a ball. A ball is also a dance. "Dance" has 5 letters. So does "Egypt". The illuminati is sometimes recognized as the missing part of an Egyptian pyramid. Therefore, Vibhansh_Alok is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

In a parallel universe I am asking you to talk about this universe. At the bottom of the ocean lies a statue of a water lorax who protecc the seaweed and melt litterers' legs.

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"shrekandhackermanchesshonolulu" is a combination of Shrek, and, hackerman, chess, honolulu. Which is 4 words. Where do you find shrek? In a swamp. Swamp has 5 letters. Remember that. What does hackerman do? Hack. Hack has 4 letters. Remember that. What is chess? A game. Game has 4 letters. Remember that. Where is honolulu? In hawaii. Hawaii has 6 letters.

5+6-4-4=3. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is an eye in a triangle. Therefore, shrekandhackermanchesshonolulu is Illuminati confirmed.

Chess.com

Chess.com was made in 2005. You know what also happened in 2005? London trains rigged with bombs exploded. "London" has 6 letters. 6+2005=2011. Osama bin laden died in 2011. Who was he? A terrorist. "Terror" has 6 letters. "terrorist" has 9 letters. 6*9=54. The 54th comment of this thread solved SameerAchhab1's request for Illumination. "SameerAchhab1" has 13 letters. Egypt has 5 letters. 13+5=18. Egypt was also officially a country beginning in June 18 , 1953. The Illuminati is sometimes known as the missing top piece of an Egyptian pyramid. Therefore, chess.com is Illuminati CONFIRMED.