I'm depressed and need help.

Everyone pisses me off

Back in the day when you were a loser incapable of romantic love you would drop the biological entitlement to a woman and get thee to a nunnery

bro is depressed cuz his soccer team lost 💀

I’m at the lowest I’ve ever been in my life. I am feeling deeply depressed and cannot seem to find anyone who understands me or anyone who can help me after I’ve fallen into this deep and dark pit of despair this last week or so.

My favorite football club, Chelsea, has played Everton, Fulham, and Ipswich town their last few matches. Before all of these matches, many people including myself thought that Chelsea could compete for the premier league title alongside Liverpool, but they’ve proven me wrong these last few matches.

December 22- Chelsea vs. Everton. Everyone knows Chelsea will walk away with a free win and three points. I wake up at 8:00 that morning to watch, make myself some oatmeal, and settle in for a thrashing. Result: Chelsea 0-0 Everton. I broke into my box of tissues that day.

December 26- Chelsea vs. Fulham. This will be a closer match. I’m confident that Chelsea is much better and should grab 3 points, though. I wake up early, have some toast, and relax on my couch to watch the match. I’m doing amazing until they equalize at the end of the match, and score in added time. I was truly so upset and heartbroken. I cried the rest of the day, not wanting to talk to anyone. Result: Chelsea 1-2 Fulham.

And then there’s yesterday, December 30th. Chelsea vs. Ipswich Town. One of the worst squads in the league that will surely be relegated next season. Chelsea goes into the match without most of their starters, obviously confident they’re going to win. I wake up, wait around a while, and then watch. I didn’t eat anything, since I thought it was a jinx. I walk into the living room wearing my Chelsea kit, and I watch. We give up a goal in the 12th minute. I saw this as no worry since we were on the attack and would surely score soon. Spoiler alert: We didn’t. We lost to the second-worst team in the whole league. Result: Chelsea 0-2 Ipswich.

And lately, I’ve been crying a lot. I’m in the saddest time of my life, and nobody understands what I’m going through and cannot help me. I have talked to several therapists who have sat down and said, “Things will get better, I promise”, wishing to sound convincing. I went up to them and showed them the scores and proved them wrong. Things aren’t getting better, and I’m not sure they ever will. I’m falling into a deep depression, and I’m thinking of ending my TV’s life if they lose to Crystal Palace this week. I’ve talked to many helplines, my family, friends, and so many other people it’s not even funny. They all say, “Oh, this is silly, things will get better soon, I promise.” But their promises have remained empty so far. I hope to dig myself out of this emotional state and become happy again, but I can’t do so for the time being. I may be taking a break from the site until I see Chelsea high on the table.

Thanks for reading. Be sure to give me a hug and some moral support if you see me today. I hope everyone is doing well because I’m sure not.

you should probably just die

U guys do know that it was a JOKE right